idfk man

[peachfromcmbyn]

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

[sturgeon-system]

[gin-juice-tonic]

do you think grunkle stans ever done that thing that small business owners on social media like to do where they're like "Oh no :(((( I ordered a bunch of this product that nobody bought and it makes me so sad :((( nobody must love me </3 please buy my product to show me you care :''((( don't you love small business??"

[gin-juice-tonic]

[music from the sad dog commercials] Listen folks, it's hard for me to say this, but last month I bought one hundred Burpin' Stan bobbleheads to stock in the shop and *chokes back a tear* NONE of them have sold. I know, I know, I'm a craggy old man with a face not even a mother could love. That's why nobody's buying this merch in my image. You all think I'm *wipes a tear* ugly.

And it's true. I'm an ugly old man. An ugly old man with a small local business and a dream. And a heart condition. The doctor says if I don't sell out of my stock of these then my heart may actually break. In half. *holds up a fake doctors note* Medically. So please, find it in YOUR non-broken in half heart to show that you care. Come buy a Burpin Stan and prove that Ugly Old Men still deserve love. And, if I don't sell out, at least you'll have something to *chokes on a sob* remember me BY-. I'm sorry, I have to go. *runs out of the room crying*

"GET YOUR BURPIN STANS NOW AT THE MYSTERY SHACK $59.99 EACH"

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[lizzie-two]

[messybitch420]

basically my texts with all my friends

[mikeyrrevenge]

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SPOTTED AT THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SHOW!!!!!!

[messybitch420]

HOT TAKE ALERT:

ford was most definitely fucking throughout college and beyond

he’s also tried every drug under the sun

[spcctz]

butterfly in the sky 🚬🍸🎰

[izzy-mccalla]

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

[rozeoverdose-main]

the fifth MCR member

[messybitch420]

where is he today?

[cemetary-romance]

there is a demon in me that needs to smoke a cigarette whenever i watch an old gerard way interviews

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

we cannot let these middle-aged men keep terrorizing us like this

[our-queer-experience]

queers- never kill yourself. there might be new mcr

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[what-even-is-thiss]

The most sure sign that someone doesn’t know much about poetry is when they insist that poetry has to rhyme.

And the most sure sign that someone is a little too pretentious about poetry is when they say that they hate rhyming poetry.

[beachytablecloth]

how do i tell people that when i text them “hey girlie” i am not saying “hey 🥰 girlie 💞🧚” but actually this

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

🤠🫳👹🫳heyyyy 🦐🫳🦐👹🦐👹girlieeeeee 🦐👹🫵👹👹

[sosaysdean]

and does mcr know they have an album coming out in 2024

[chemsexholmes]

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

— Franz Kafka, from letters to his father