Puppy Compulsion

Desirae, 20, dancer and artist. Stuff and fluff I like includes ballet, movies and tv shows, all kinds of art, clothes, crafts, and whatever else makes me smile. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Also I really really REALLY WANT A PET. So I whine about that a lot.

[everythingfox]

Bamboozled

[0hcicero]

@bdbeastie

[catchymemes]

[doggosource]

if u steal car keys human will never leave you alone

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by Loryn Brantz

[my-aesthetic-vibes]

Dogs and flowers!! :D

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

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Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Science!

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

[glumshoe]

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

[gemstone-gynoid]

you mean like

[ontologicalidiot-deactivated201]

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

[sindri42]

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

[solwardenclyffe]

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

[sindri42]

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

[lady-byleth]

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

[saccharinesatchel]

Elves are flat-earthers

[cheattoe]

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

[yourownpetard]

This post really was a rollercoaster.

[odinoco-deactivated20190531]

for elves it was a straight line

[killingmoon]

NEW HOZIER SEPTEMBER 6TH NEW HOZIER SEPTEMBER 6TH NEW HOZIER SEPTEMBER 6TH

[messypaintingpalettes]

This better be for real

[leda-x]

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[carobren]

[dragontatoes]

this radiates such chill chaos

[beggars-opera]

if a foreigner ever asks you to explain america but only has 24 seconds just show them this

[barcarole]

From a conversation between Ernest Guiraud and Debussy, Debussy: Volume 1, 1862-1902: His Life and Mind (by Edward Lockspeiser)

[thatsthat24]

Uncultured Friends 📱

[backstagestitches]

This is me when I have to explain all these cross stitches:

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[vladtheunfollower]

[i-had-potential]

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

[localstarboy]

🤙🏽