Noah

[missmisanthrope-deactivated2024]

Wow I just really hate arrogant people. I know you think that you’re better than everyone else but you’re wrong because I’m the one that’s better than everyone else  

[omnybus]

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

[travesty-majesty]

OP this is such a raw line what the fuck

[mousenemy]

Just discovered scented candles. This shit is a game changer

[tankaramo]

me, after buying things for myself and trying not to feel guilty about it: *through gritted teeth* s-self care

[easternmediterranean]

[suffuse]

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

[cherenkovs]

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

[greentracksuitgohan-deactivated]

*dodges ads and fake links and fake play buttons to find the real stream*

[powerdrain]

[ambiguities]

via weheartit

[acapelladitty]

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

[limondoritos-deactivated2021030]

i always look sleep deprived is that hot

[diamondblocc]

look I like memes. I love memes. but where the fuck did the shaggy meme come from. it’s so fucking random. what is this. who thought “let me make a meme from the 2004 cast interviews for the live action Scooby-Doo, and have everyone go on about how shaggy gained powers that can kill everyone, so they explain how they avoided that. also let’s make him kill god” what the fuc k

[furfag]

u like to be scratched and pet? congratulations, mammal

[natitheking29]

oh yeah? explain THIS

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

How wonderful, to live in a world full of creatures waiting to be petted

[rihannafenty]

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

[slimetony]

don’t even get me started

[60670577550780-deactivated20170]

Okay

[slimetony]

thanks

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

me: hey wanna see pics of my dog person: no me: *shows pictures anyway*

[kingjaffejoffer]

[newshoes]

[c1504]

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey