DIRK

An unfortunate repository of the consequences of possessing a functional brain. Adjust your expectations accordingly, and then promptly lower them by about 500%. 22

[desimonewayland]

Alexis Hunter (1948-2014)

The Object Series, 1974 - Gelatin silver prints

Richard Saltoun, London

[weirdlandtv]

Cartoon by John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.

[godkissedme]

yak napping beside qinghai lake

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

rare fish. please no questions

[cerafuentes]

why would a fish need sunglasses

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

what the hell i just say

[gyratorium]

[amnhnyc]

Here's a parasitic plant that smells like a rotting corpse: jackal food (Hydnora africana)! Unlike many plants, which use chlorophyll and photosynthesis to derive nutrients from the Sun, this species attaches itself to host plants instead, siphoning off their nutrients. Found in arid parts of southern Africa, including South Africa and Namibia, the stench of the jackal food’s fruit attracts a variety of animals including jackals, porcupines, and moles. What does it taste like? Its flavor and texture have been compared to that of a potato. Photo: Alex Lansdowne, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

[conleches]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

[bellero]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER

[gwyoi]

horse cream puff …

[striderdv]

do you comprehend i have desires too?

@metaphysically-manifested

[metaphysically-manifested]

It seems you aren’t on my level.

[pokeficdaily]

[pokeficdaily]

[metaphysically-manifested]

thoughts on boiled chicken breast, kid?

What the fuck is your problem?

[yononart]

demon

[metaphysically-manifested]

promiscuous squirrel, m'lady?

Please decapitate yourself with a ceiling fan. You’re way too into this squirrel shit, bro, it’s gotta stop now.

[metaphysically-manifested]

Nothing to say here.

[gregor-samsa-daily]

Just important to me that you see our Gregor shrine at work. Please see small cockroach shaped bug by the doorframe in first picture. He now has his own meme wall.

today's gregor samsa is: a shrine to himself

[trashynerds]