Messenger of God

He/him Will be basing this off Metatron from Dogma(1999) bc I do what I want. Yes you have to read my posts in Alan Rickman's voice.

[junkfoodcinemas]

Dogma (1999)

[hekate-offical]

i am actually incredibly good at giving people the perfect fursonas

with that said u aren’t a crow boy you are the humble turkey vulture

[thehollowmite]

okay then, gimmie

[hekate-offical]

a singular snake

[officially-bbc-news]

Me too 🫵🫵🫵

[hekate-offical]

a maned wolf because of ur luscious locks

[the-gun-licker]

Hello (ignore the cat pfp)

[hekate-offical]

crocodile perchance

[weepingsongtragedy]

also plz ignore my cat pfp

[hekate-offical]

a heron

[metatron-offical]

Out of pure morbid curiosity I must know

[hekate-offical]

bobcat

[hekate-offical]

i am actually incredibly good at giving people the perfect fursonas

with that said u aren’t a crow boy you are the humble turkey vulture

[thehollowmite]

okay then, gimmie

[hekate-offical]

a singular snake

[officially-bbc-news]

Me too 🫵🫵🫵

[hekate-offical]

a maned wolf because of ur luscious locks

[the-gun-licker]

Hello (ignore the cat pfp)

[hekate-offical]

crocodile perchance

[weepingsongtragedy]

also plz ignore my cat pfp

[hekate-offical]

a heron

[metatron-offical]

Out of pure morbid curiosity I must know

[neick-hitlz]

𝘐'𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ 𝜗𝜚 ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.

𝒕𝒕/𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕/𝒕𝒘𝒕/𝒕𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒓: 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒄𝒌_𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒍𝒛

•••

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ 𝜗𝜚 ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ 𝜗𝜚 ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.

[metatron-offical]

Thoughts on Loki and Bartleby being homoerotic and kinda toxic this pride month?

As if they’re not like that every month 🙄

[metatron-offical]

how mad would yall be if I deleted this blog cause I lowkey don’t use it anymore

[metatron-offical]

Think I’m gonna make a different one that id have more fun with

[metatron-offical]

how mad would yall be if I deleted this blog cause I lowkey don’t use it anymore

[boymounter]

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

[despazito]

[metatron-offical]

@satan-offical

[metatron-offical]

I’m quite fond of gay people actually just not those two in particular

[cosmicretreat]

Alan Rickman on the set of Dogma (1999)

[neick-hitlz]

｡ ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ ｡

[metatron-offical]

jfc those twinks are driving me insane

[breadcrumb-offical]

If I give you two dollar and vanilla extract would you let me be the leader of the Officalverse again (this is purely hypothetical I don't wanna be the leader again that was a headache holy shit)

yes or no

yes

no

Voting ended onApr 28

[pukicho]

I am genuinely so apologetic for this but it would be a betrayal to myself not to say that I’ve had the biggest crush on you forever. Anyway . Carry my love with you, Puki

I could be a 3-inch tall sewer elf for all you know.

[riley-nobody]

People fall in love with PERSONALITIES Puki

[pukicho]

I have the personality of a sewer elf

[satan-offical]

Have you not heard of DND? People love elves

[metatron-offical]

sewer elves though? Ehhhhhh… oh what do I know, people are weird

[crowley-offical]

how’re things going in other heaven?

~ @metatron-offical

Oh, y'know, they're going. Im actually a demon, but an... acquaintance just found out that other you is starting the second coming so I charged up to Heaven to stop it. not sure what could happen now....

[metatron-offical]

damn other me is kinda a bitch… anywho good luck I gotta go stop some twinks from getting back into heaven or reality explodes but that should be easy enough

[crowley-offical]

Damn, thats high stakes!

[crowley-offical]

how’re things going in other heaven?

~ @metatron-offical

Oh, y'know, they're going. Im actually a demon, but an... acquaintance just found out that other you is starting the second coming so I charged up to Heaven to stop it. not sure what could happen now....

[metatron-offical]

damn other me is kinda a bitch… anywho good luck I gotta go stop some twinks from getting back into heaven or reality explodes but that should be easy enough