[gdbot]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[methforgirls]

tacos suck ass they are the worst. oh u bite me? have fun picking up the rest of the meal with your hands because i just fell apart. 1000 times . just have aburrito

[methforgirls]

[methforgirls]

BREAKING: a second plane has hit her majesty

[methforgirls]

[methforgirls]

why does that cat have lips

[methforgirls]

all anime girls must be culled

[methforgirls]

[nonfungibletoken]

those bitches with the suction tube at the dentists are probably the most incompetent people at their job ever. every time I've been to the dentist I'm there lying on the table chokinh on my own spit or the water sprayer... girl arghjllabrralllaggghhhh (me chokingg)

[methforgirls]

Americans will say things like "up the wazoo" and "its a doozy" and "what a blowout!" and expect normal people to understand

[methforgirls]

it is August and i am cold. the nerve....

[methforgirls]

i think if i was a character fans would call me the rat man. look at that side profile. I'm designed to sniff... all points lead to sniff

[methforgirls]

love that there's still animals in chernobyl... did no one tell them what happened

[methforgirls]

my contribution to the movement is being passive aggressive every day to my landlord boss

[methforgirls]

her: you must be gouger if you think we fucking

me:

[bisexualwario]

[methforgirls]

eggy wets sounds like something you'd be served in south usa

[neotrances-deactivated]

were supposed to root for this girl not to kill herself in this movie . keep that in mind