doggie

22 genderfluid he/it awruf U^ェ^U

[mewhenifreakit]

silly introduction post to be pinned for now until I make a proper one <3

will probably never make a different one

I am an adult and I intend to use this blog for horny posting so minors pretty please steer clear thank you

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need to update this ouww

this has sort of become my main as well so sometimes I'll be normal posting

..about this dog thing

dog thing being me bedlington terrier lamb kittie dog corpse boy

I'm just a guy call me whatever you like

I am genderfluid but like a boy any pronouns

i dont realy use labels uhhh queer

header is a painting of the nymph Callisto<3

not american

I truly do not understand what tags to use so beware nothing is tagged

but yeah I'll probably reblog petplay, cnc intox somno, t4t idk

love drooling and big bodies of water I don't talk about it enough, but just know I'm drooling and probably thinking about a stoney beach

feel free to send asks <3

I'm sometimes not on my phone for periods of time so if I don't see it immediately I will eventually

I also welcome dms from mutuals but I'm so frightened little creature u gotta approach softly σ(^_^;)┌

anyways yeah um idk what I need to say guys dni if ur abelist, racist or homophobic and not in a repressed bully that will eventually fall in love with me way I will just block you

[gazeldhazel]

quick! there's no time to explain! jack off into my panties!

[mewhenifreakit]

just watched obsession

[calellon]

if you're bored we could spend a little while swirling our tongues around each other until yours tastes like mine and mine tastes like yours. just saying.

[mopdog8]

you are late for work that is for sure

[milf--adjacent]

Anyone up for smoke weed and suck each other off?

[missygender]

Reblog to make prev accidentally cum in public

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[mewhenifreakit]

can someone mentally project a beautiful meal to me i am hungry but its 3 am n im too cosy to do anything about it

[dreadwedge]

salad is mostly items

[sioltach]

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

[etchif]

Bearded vultures will see an iron oxide rich mud puddle and go 'is anyone going to bathe in that' and not wait for an answer

[etchif]

Me when I see an iron oxide rich mud puddle

[mewhenifreakit]

employee of the month at the headache factory

[maxxie-or-smth]

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

[perequiste]

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[bitcoitus]

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

[bitcoitus]

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson