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22 genderfluid he/it awruf U^ェ^U

[mewhenifreakit]

silly introduction post to be pinned for now until I make a proper one <3

will probably never make a different one

I am an adult and I intend to use this blog for horny posting so minors pretty please steer clear thank you

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need to update this ouww

this has sort of become my main as well so sometimes I'll be normal posting

..about this dog thing

dog thing being me bedlington terrier lamb kittie dog corpse boy

I'm just a guy call me whatever you like

I am genderfluid but like a boy any pronouns

i dont realy use labels uhhh queer

header is a painting of the nymph Callisto<3

not american

I truly do not understand what tags to use so beware nothing is tagged

but yeah I'll probably reblog petplay, cnc intox somno, t4t idk

love drooling and big bodies of water I don't talk about it enough, but just know I'm drooling and probably thinking about a stoney beach

feel free to send asks <3

I'm sometimes not on my phone for periods of time so if I don't see it immediately I will eventually

I also welcome dms from mutuals but I'm so frightened little creature u gotta approach softly σ(^_^;)┌

anyways yeah um idk what I need to say guys dni if ur abelist, racist or homophobic and not in a repressed bully that will eventually fall in love with me way I will just block you

[romanceyourdemons]

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

[romanceyourdemons]

#ow

[romanceyourdemons]

#stuck

[yoursweetcorpse]

bring back dryhumping with eye contact and heavy breathing and giggling and

[honted]

i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

[dykecinema]

Women covered in blood. Reblog if you agree.

[hocuschlocus]

i love you fat girls

[etchif]

bearded vulture drawn mostly from memory

[quiilbee]

Love these guys

[succubis-angel]

please get jealous over me please get possessive over me in public letting everyone know that im yours and yours alone gets me so hot and loved and i need it i need it post about me more post about me all the time i need everyone to know how badly we love eachother

[whorecel]

cnc is hot bc its literally romantic. you literally get to plan a surprise party where the surprise is rough sex. there's props and a set. its like playing mermaids. when I say I want to stuff a girl in the back of my car and move her to a secondary location to ruin all her holes I say that I love her and want her to have so much fun. it's literally fun

[guiltfactory]

applying to be the elephant in the room but the interviewer won't even look at me

[shadowbignaturals]

reblog to make out with prev :3

[molabuddy]

viral friendsgames characters ranked by how much I'd want to keep one as my weird cute pet

lethal company guys. They are cute when they do a little dance but to me they are grown human(?) theys with jobs and shit. Not a pet

Peak scouts. They are cute but they are also just weird multicoloured children & children also aren't pets. I'd give them lollipops and let them play on my phone though

Big Walkers. Theyre so cute and theyre just weird animals .... thats birds. They eat seeds i think. Docked points because based on the landscapes they explore theyre probably human sized .. a little awkward

REPO bots. SO cute.. id definitely keep one and it would waddle around.

MECCHA CAMELEON hiders. Theyre literally small and cute. I want one. I would try to take it to the vet and it would paint itself the colour of my wall to hide from me

Amonguses. Need i even say anything. The perfect cutes weird pet

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[catstrat]

op’s tags are so fucking important to me

[enjoylentgreen]

[brittlepredatordemon]

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[mewhenifreakit]

hanging out with my two friends who have know eachother like their whole lives and whenever they start to argue I always think about this image