Making mewsic. Meowing into the void.

A weird amalgam of aesthetic, funny, and cats. Mushroom pixel art avatar courtesy of @someone-else-entirely (She takes commissions!)

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[mewsicteacher]

Capitalism is a nightmare. Not only do I have to be on the worst social media (LinkedIn), but I have to get told when people notice me. Then they have the audacity to ask me for money so MORE PEOPLE can notice me. I am the troll who lives under the bridge. Do not notice me.

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[homophobla]

KILL ALL HOUSE FLIPPERS!

[thoodleoo]

if your website has an AI "assistant" that keeps popping up in the corner of my screen i hate you forever

[thoodleoo]

no. begone

[tesdradgon]

They truly are awful. I have to show you (/gen) the strangest one that I have seen.

Would you like Emperor Nero to help you figure out how to visit the Colosseum and the Roman Forum? Probably not, but here he is.

[thoodleoo]

"speak with nero" i'd really rather not i think!

[questionableadvice]

~ The Woman’s Manual, by Aurora Reed, 1916

Problems with flies or other bugs? Tuck a few toads in the corners of your rooms

[hexiquin]

A SECOND YOUTUBER HAS HIT THE MUPPET JOKER!

[the-muppet-joker]

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU TUBERS ATTACKING MY BEAUTIFUL MUPPET MIND AND POWERFUL JOKER BODY?? I am going to destroy YouTube, I am going to Kill it Badly, with my , hooves

[mewsicteacher]

I can only hear this in @strange-aeons's voice. She has absorbed you.

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[superspecial-awesome]

*slide whistle* Ah cmon man not my gablins

[my-dailydreams]

[amphibifish]

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

[someone-else-entirely]

@mewsicteacher

[pukicho]

How did you come up with your name?

I know, it is pretty creative.

[chara2127]

Its literally rearranged pikachu

[pukicho]

No there are some new letters in there too

[pukicho]

I think

[zygon-commander]

The censored version of super graphic ultra modern girl that plays at my workplace is actually superior because they censor the word “fugly” so Chappell just goes “He was wearing these……. Jeans.” and it sounds way more devastating

[someone-else-entirely]

@mewsicteacher

[alexanderwales]

I used the phrase "waiting on tenterhooks" and then thought "what the hell is a tenterhook".

It's these things! So when you're waiting on tenterhooks, you're stretched tight like a piece of cloth. Very evocative, now that I know what it means.

[headspace-hotel]

like 40% of english idioms are just Textiles Again

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[theoreocat]

Need a last minute holiday gift for your cat? I bet they’d enjoy some dried pasta!

Storytime: The best part about this video was when I went to the supermarket to purchase the pasta. I was looking for a specific size and an employee was restocking the shelves. He asked if I needed something in particular and I said I needed to find the right shape. He gave me a box and said “these are the best ones”. I told him, “Oh no no, I don’t intend to eat them. This shape’s just for my cats to play with”. He laughed and said it was the first time he heard anyone say that. 😹

[drtanner]

She's so forceful. :')

[forgottenflickr]

2007

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[mewsicteacher]

@someone-else-entirely