Carpe Noctem

I run around pretending I'm fine and alive while I'm really slowly dying on the inside. “Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.” ― Mark Twain Insomniac.

[mariautistic]

Blocked someone for tagging a picture of a red panda as "the cutest thing ever". The cutest thing ever is the smile of women worldwide

[that-crazy-australian]

[bikeplanet]

Proposal for Russian Olympic Cycling Team 1992

Track Bike by  Daniel Bragin

[starjasmines]

if we were lambs we would frolick together.. don't you ever doubt it...

[cryptid-on-a-string]

It’s the 16th anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes, so I’m throwing him a sweet 16 birthday party, he’s a very good rat boy he deserves it :3

[liberalsarecool]

If you see that Amazon is a great place to work, you know it was an article paid for by Amazon.

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

amazon has 1.3 million worldwide employees according to a quick google search. approximately 1000 injuries per 10000 employes - aka one-tenth of all the people who work full time in amazon warehouses.

a conservative estimate would probably put the amount injured at 100,000 people. ONE HUNDRED FUCKING THOUSAND PEOPLE.

Fuck Amazon.

[generally-proven]

Amazon warehouse workers suffer muscle and joint injuries at a rate 4 times higher than industry peers (2022-03-23 Business Insider)

[official-mugi-two]

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

Losing the war against emails

[exitwound]

interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?

me: mhm so that’s called a lacuna. it refers to when manuscripts have missing parts, lost to time. for example, the epic of gilgamesh has

[volukai]

If cars are so dangerous how come they always swerve to avoid me when I go hiking on the highway

[tamamita]

they took vine from us

[super-metroid]

sad apes in the jungle discussing deforestation

[elpoebsv]

This close 🤏 to walking into a mysterious fog and never coming back

[livedinthecastle]

i have such a profound hate for stories that go 'what if just some guy like literally just some guy was thrown into these horrible circumstances with huge stakes' and then take it back and go 'haha he is not just some guy, he's the specialest little boy in the planet, last in a long line of specialest little boys, it was in his blood all along'

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

packing the essentials only

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[mapsontheweb]

Countries that meet the requirements of the 2016 Paris Agreement

[foxgirltail]

Nice work all

[in-a-state-of-trance]

Posts that make you want to take world leaders hostage

[laeffy]

[sweet-milky-tea705]

I guess im very wise😌✨