Me Desesperan

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

And not a damn lie was told.

[westafricanbaby]

FACTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

[molothoo]

The Good Sis Angela never told a lie

[whitepeopletwitter]

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

[biofomission]

Side by side statue of a platypus and Perry the platypus

[duckburg-twitter]

[comicblossoms]

Poor Donald

[headspace-hotel]

why are schoolchildren so much better at detecting autism in girls than legit doctors

after seeing a knowledgeable pediatrician ur whole life you’ll finally get evaluated as a teenager and they’ll be like “I am forced to concede…that you may have a slight case of the Ass Burgers”

when Melissa, Kelsey and Sophie from the third grade will look at you for .5 seconds, simultaneously be like “this other small girl has something wrong with her” and give you lifelong trauma without even referring you to a psychologist

[labrownrecluse]

[notexactlycoping]

[roolsilver]

My entire life condensed into one sentence.

[shezze-blog1]

I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean

[cowpokeprose]

The preacher may never marry us and my mama may never know you but I can kiss you over a flask of whiskey and dance with you under the stars and if that isn’t marriage I’m not sure what else God is looking for. 

[greeds]

ppl in the ratatouille tag asking who would win in a fight remy or stuart little and the answer is obviously remy like hello that cardigan wearing orphan mouse had his whole life handed to him on a silver plate, meanwhile remy busted his ass every single day to support a family of 500 or so rats, most of whom were homophobic!!!!! by night he was a CHEF, a genius forced to hide his talent AND his identity . you think he wont beat that spoiled little mouse within an inch of his life if he had to?? just because hes gay???? dont make me laugh

[trashcanbees-deactivated2021021]

so apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually “severe psychological distress”

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I remember seeing a different post pointing out that Native Americans are basically already living a post-apocalyptic world.

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[theconcealedweapon]

[politijohn]

1990 - Bernie Sanders speaks out against the 1st Persian Gulf War to an empty Congress

When it was hard to stand up for peace, Bernie stood alone. When it comes to foreign policy, health care, tackling climate change, and bigotry, I trust Bernie Sanders will always fight unapologetically for Americans.

[hiscalifornia]

I feel this in my SOUL.

[gingersnapwolves]

Every fucking week when it’s time to go grocery shopping my wife and I are like “what should we cook this week” and immediately forget every food we have ever enjoyed.

[wrotten]

i identify as a bottle of red wine smashed on the tile floor of a grocery store

[millennial-review-deactivated20]