"I'm the hero Gotham derserves"

Ivan. 24. Baltimore, MD. Brownsville Texas is home. On an never ending cooking adventure. I'm a father to the happiest boy on earth.

[worstsuggestion]

I break my heart three times per day

[vampiregerard]

who wants to come over and just like. come to my backyard with me and then just. scream. for three hours.

[cringepics]

how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

[norunningbythepool-deactivated2]

[uyfutdryjdyuflkjhb-deactivated2]

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

[thebootydiaries]

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

[triatic]

[pajamaben]

*picks up dog’s left paw* no wedding ring? interesting

[keybladesoras]

The Dark Knight / Joker

[greenapplepunch]

[antstepsbooks]

This is my kind of propaganda

[230999999-deactivated20140921]

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

[meta-xylene]

[falsebounty]

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

[hplyrikz]

“I remember crying over you and I don’t mean a couple of tears and I’m blue. I’m talking about collapsing and screaming at the moon.”

— The Avett Brothers, Tear Down the House (via hplyrikz)

[i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos]

me getting home after doing the bare minimum 

[mexicandaisy]

24/7 WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE?!

[sixpenceee]

Seen at a local Home Depot (source)

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”