WELCOME TO STERN-BOOTY CITY

Hey. Mexi here, coming at you from Dallas, TX, ya'll. I post about whatever peaks my interest. It's cool if you like it too, and it's cool if you don't. Let's just share a laugh and maybe some porn too. :P Also, I'm apparently an INFP personality type.

[space-doodlers]

“The higher you go, the gayer it gets.” I love RWBY so much (and of course bumbelby) and I spotted this gay couple the second i saw the scene. I’m so happy it’s getting gayer every season.

[shubbabang]

Nobody thinks your funny and no one wants to follow your Twitter stop trying to attention whore

Follow my Twitter for more unfunny shenanigans sponsored by Mountain Dew

[shubbabang]

[mexicanime]

Hangs head in much shame.

[mexicanime]

I'm on twitter now too. It's a simple way to get my toughts out without the toxicity of being judged by sjw. @alan_mexicanime

[mexicanime]

Huh. I just gained a fwb. Cool.

[mexicanime]

And she pretty nasty like me. Neat.

[mexicanime]

Huh. I just gained a fwb. Cool.

[cili-rwby]

RWBY Chibi - Episode 6

Best episode 10/10 would watch again

[akakatze-deactivated20160718]

All these charms are up on my ebay for Auction with only a few days left! Please check them out, if not also reblog to help spread this I need the $$ and them gone <33 M!Corrin - http://www.ebay.com/itm/301943680554?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

Mozu - http://www.ebay.com/itm/301942373922?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

Hayato - http://www.ebay.com/itm/301942373837?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

Beruka - http://www.ebay.com/itm/301942373722?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

[stability]

[marlowwwww]

that’s quitter’s talk

[bikwin5]

you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip

[thephilosophyofnope-deactivated]

use whirlwind sprint

[touchyourblood]

climb on the desk and double jump from there

[sazandorable]

hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing

[realgirlsgaming]

Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.

[starryeyedneonlights]

Fuckin triangle jump

[pamsrevenge-deactivated20190313]

Wallrun and jump to it

[knightsintodreams]

There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there

[foxhack]

There’s a secret teleporter just to the right of the reception desk.

[mexicanime]

Jump onto the “slippery floor” sign, then jump again to glitch thru the floor.

[bryonycloud]

[paynearok]

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

[thenoodlebooty]

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

[latinagabi]

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

[salt-water-chardonnay-blog-blog]

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

[nega-che-chalaga-deactivated201]

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

[farufox]

It got better

[logical-ladle-deactivated201401]

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

[strongintherealgay]

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

[lanadelphoxx]

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

[althor42]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.

[skadi-again-again-deactivated20]

archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting

[tiltedsyllogism]

Buzzfeed: 8 Donuts whose secret ingredients will shock you

[troylerina]

best post on this website.

[ladygrinningsoul1976]

Spotify:  The Donuts of Summer Playlist

1.  Glazed (Higher than a Cloud)

2.  Chocolate Sprinkles in the Sun

3.  Bear Claw On My Heart

4.  Maple Roll It (Like a Trap Queen)

5. Crueller

6.  (You’re Not Ready For This) Jelly

[theopheliapond]

Pandora: “search for donut” plays songs about muffins.

[mexicanime]

Cracked.com: 6 Bizarre Reasons why Donuts are healthier than Fruit.

[darkflameotaku]

[mexicanime]

Pansexual bracelets 2.0. Used elastic cords instead of hemp cord this time.

[mexicanime]

It's times like these that I wish I had a best friend. So I can have someone listen while I bitch and moan.

[mexicanime]

Can't belive this a thing I'm gonna say, but I'm really lacking in Latin friends. Especially those that are lgbt. I found a new bar/club I wanna try, but I hate going to new places alone. I'm terrible at making new friends.

[mexicanime]

Sigh. Too much frustration. So im gonna try to set up another one this weekend. :/

[mexicanime]

How’s this for a contradiction: I hate going out and spending money. But I wanna go on a date again. It’s just fun to be on one. Damn.