What's up, motherfuckers. Making a sideblog for raunchy shit.
I'm pretty honest about being a Poké-lover on main, but it feels rude to flashbang my moots from other spheres of interest with talk of like, fucking Goodras or whatever, so I'm moving that sort of thing here.
I'd like to reblog posts of that nature, or talk about my AU and ships in adult contexts. Sex and the like is part of life and is not shameful, and I think it informs characterization. Also, sometimes it's just really hot.
I won't just be talking about sex here - I'll be inclined to talk about romance with Pokémon in general, so if you only want to talk about that, feel free to engage me with that, too! It's just a containment blog.
BASIC DNI:
Under 18
Uncomfortable with the idea of romancing or fucking Pokémon. If it's a simple squick, we're chill, no hate. But this space is not for you.
If you pearl-clutch about the former and act like it's a grave moral sin to want to fuck monsters. No, they're not animals. Go away.
Pedos/Zoos. I consider Pokémon to be of sapient human intelligence and while the franchise can be inconsistent with their portrayals, I believe it backs me up on the whole, and heavily prefer that angle.
TAGS:
I will tag #pokephilia. If you see this blog by accident, I'm very sorry. Just mute or block me, or mute those tags if you'd prefer. It's your call. I also tag the characters with a "." at the end to keep them out of the main tags for the sake of consideration. A rando looking for art of the ribbon fox shouldn't have to see me talking about their cocks.
DISCLAIMER:
Any mention of canon characters comes with the assumption that I am portraying them as adults. I'm not "teehee 18"-ing this blog. I can show you a deluge of my headcanons about the cast's adult lives.
Like, if I mention Ashy-boy Ketch.um here, he's 20 or 30 or 40 or some shit, and so are his friends. Don't confuse him for canon.
Arceus knows he's been ten for way too long, anyway.
Happily in a monogamous marriage. I don't sext anyone but my wife, but if you want to talk about horny things platonically, we're gucci!
If the last point didn't make it obvious, I'm an adult. Over 30.
Maybe I'll update this later if more information feels relevant. Other than that, I don't bite, and I'd love to yap about Pokémon. :) I wouldn't mind making a few friends here! Hop into messages if you're inclined.
If I follow anyone back, it'll be from my main, mezamun.
imagine a rotom possessing a vibrator or some other electrical sex toy, making their trainer squirm and whine during an important battle as the toy buzzes relentlessly in their ass, only stopping when (if) the rotom is feeling marciful enough to give them a short break. thats it, thats the concept. send ask.
What a rude little specter!
They buzz and then pause intermittently, repeatedly edging their trainer and leaving them unsure of when the next buzz will be.
Can you even focus on a fast-paced battle with Rotom wiggling around, up there!? Maybe they've even possessed a plug with a pumping motion. They should take it as flattery; Rotom believes in their skills enough to bank on the probability that they'll succeed, even then!
And, they only plan to let their trainer cum if they win! It's either the most brain-frying, spine-tingling orgasms they've ever known that night, or a whole heap of disappointment and unsatisfied urges that their poor human will have to work through with their own hands.
It'd be be-zzzt if they persevere and win that battle, wouldn't it? Then, they could all sorts of fun. This time, Rotom won't stop suddenly!
Ok so I need to get the thought out of my head or else I'm going to go insane. (I'm also partly sorry for putting the thought out there.)
What if a bird Pokémon strugging to have eggs as doesn't feel attracted to any others nearby. Find a willing adult they are attracted to fly up to their nest and they fuck for hours until they have the eggs.
Someone needs to make a pokemon porn game where you complete the pokedex by making each one cum really cute till their legs or body give out and they faint surrounded in yalls fluids top or bottom or both all viable
no one would be able to hear from me for months. If it existed im going shiny hunting with my own knot till i get a wellness check on the door
i wish alt accounts had their own feeds because i wanna follow some of y'all/back but the untagged porn will make my main unusable when i'm not home LMAO
trainer and his RU (as in like. the smogon competitive format. rarelyused) team who spend 80 turns dealing with the worst, most obnoxious stall known to mankind. it’s calm mind suicune and great arceus it’s awful. eventually his gardevoir finally manages to trick a choice scarf onto the suicune during a brief window in which it doesn’t have a substitute up, thus turning the game around and leading to his team winning.
her trainer wants to reward her for managing to not lose her cool during the whole ordeal, and for saving them the game. so once they get back to the hotel room, he lets her hypnotize him and do whatever she wants with him for the rest of the night.
she spends the rest of the night taking out her pent up frustration on her barely-conscious trainer. normally gardevoir are very gentle with their partners, on account of how sensitive they are. but this time it’s much different.
and the whole time her trainer just lays there under her. glassy-eyed, mouth half open. mind completely melted, then filled back up with a warm fuzzy blissful haze. so deep he’s barely registering anything she’s doing. only that she’s got him. she’s in control right now and that means he doesn’t have to think one bit.
i need to stop being horny about competitive pokemon bc ik im the only person here who has any idea what im talking about. cmon cody shut up no one knows what a rarelyused is. and if they do theyre probably too busy strategizing to thirst over the pokemon
Pokemon who can telepathically communicate with its trainer saying dirty stuff to them in public and teasing them whilst they try to stay as composed as possible and act like nothing is happening, everyone else none the wiser
My first little blurb was quite well received, much to my surprise! So I shall be sharing my personal lore/headcanons on the next region: the one with too much water!
Pokemon & Human Relations in the Hoenn Region:
Ah the land of sun, seas, and islands, truly a tropical paradise! The history of Pokephillia within the Hoenn Region has a mostly hazy past, with some accounts coming from customs established by natives of the region centuries ago, while others argue the practice was from Foreigners from Kanto bringing their customs to the archipelago. While both seem to have some correlation, there is evidence on the latter with historical logs from the Sevii Islands showing a very close knit relation with their Pokemon on par with that found in the Kanto region. That being said, Pokemon and Human relations are a widely accepted reality of Hoennian people, with many families often including Pokemon as part of their social dynamic, either as hired help, family pets, and even as kin. Unlike the Kanto/Jotho region, Hoenn has enacted various laws to protect and unify Pokemon and Human relationships, first brought on by the Devon Corporation's usage of Pokemon Labor. This region was the first to establish a sort of "Union" for Pokemon to seek proper treatment, safety, and respect when working alongside humans in a life outside the regular Pokemon League context, making it the most progressive of the regions (second only to Alola).
Speaking of the League, It is a common sight to see Pokemon outside of their balls traveling alongside their Human Partner, a practice that would become common place in other regions to follow. Most trainers in the region openly admit to becoming intimate with their Pokemon during their journey, with numbers on par with the Kanto/Johto region, coming in at around 60%. Interestingly enough, only around 45% admit to being sexually intimate with their Starter Pokemon, with many stating that their preference for other team members was due to a "prevalent bond" with their first partner that stayed platonic throughout their time together. Despite such divisive numbers, it is often said to be a regular occurrence to stumble across trainers camping along routes, lost in intimacy within their tents, blissfully unaware (or uncaring) of anyone who may be within earshot.
Within towns and cities, most decency laws which apply to humans follow suit for Pokemon, so while public displays of affection are allowed, anything that can seen as debaucherous or indecent is best reserved behind closed doors. That being said, due to the nature of Hoenn's landscape, exhibitionism is one of the most common kinks prevalent among the people and Pokemon alike. When visiting the pristine beaches is it likely you'll spot at least a couple of Pokemon uncaring of their surroundings as they engage in lewd acts either with each other, or their Human partners. The rule of thumb, is that if nobody raises a fuss (or gets caught by the law), then all is well, so carry on!
Going hand in hand with the aforementioned exhibitionism, "Public Use" or "Open Consent" kink is regularly found if one knows where to frequent. The Loveball is regularly used to signify this, both as a Pokeball, flag, pendant, or other piece of cloth, to openly signify to others they are willing to partake in sexual acts with strangers, often with other signs alongside to better cater to specific kinks. Hoenn is "notorious" for its reputation as the highest for Pokemon Prostitution, but as with the other factors regarding Pokemon working alongside humans, Pokemon sex work is also given the same courtesies and protections, with many Hoennians regularly defending them as a legitimate part of society as a whole.
So if you love island getaways, beach side views, and the freedom to hook up with a Gardevoir Mommy or Swampert Daddy, then come to The Home of Ruby Shores & Sapphire Seas~
honestly I feel like greninja would be able to clean humans with their long tongue in a quicker way than a bath. As well as pleasure them after cleaning them
But then they'd have to clean their partner again, and the cycle continues ;)
So many kink scenarios seem to revolve around some kind of Bad End or a character otherwise being permanently changed or made into someone's tool even if they like it and even if I enjoy the base/starting scenario, I'm always driven away by this. I crave closure. I want to know that this was just a play scenario at the end of the day and all parties kissed, packed up, and went home as usual. The Implications haunt me.
This isn't kinkshaming it's just me being goofy 'n thinking outloud
