Luke

[amazoogle]

[modern-alebrije]

[shirecorn]

[mezanong]

as in it serves no purpose?

[veryfunnymemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[feministism]

[lizzywhimsy]

Jurassic Park with Chickens… Gallus Park? 

Let’s be honest, if chickens were huge, we’d all be screwed. 

[marlas-dress]

I find this hilarious because I have an irrational fear of dinosaur attacks and I also have chickens.

[lizzywhimsy]

lol I still have nightmares about dinosaur attacks… and I also have chickens. You are not alone.

[mezanong]

already been done?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167825

[krxs100]

                       !!!!!!!!! BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!!!!!

The Tennessee Supreme Court ruled former sex slave Cyntoia Brown MUST serve 51 years in prison before she is eligible for parole.

According to them:

“In today’s unanimous decision, the Tennessee Supreme Court explained that, under state law, a life sentence is a determinate sentence of 60 years,” the court wrote. “However, the sixty-year sentence can be reduced by up to 15 percent, or 9 years, by earning various sentence credits (good behavior. & getting involved in prison based education programs while incarcerated) Therefore, the Supreme Court concluded that a defendant serving a life sentence for a first-degree murder committed on or after July 1, 1995, may be eligible for release after serving at least 51 years of the sentence.“

For those of you who haven’t yet caught up to this story:

Cyntoia Brown was a 16 yr old girl, who at the time of the incident was living in a room at a Nashville InTown Suites with Allen (the man who propositioned her for sex) because her pimp and boyfriend Garion McGlothen, nick-named “Kut Throat,” insisted that she needed to earn money.

Kut Throat abused her physically and sexually throughout the approximately three week period in which she lived with him.

After Allen took her to his house, he showed Cyntoia multiple guns, including shotguns and rifles. Later in bed, as she described in court, he grabbed her violently by the genitals, his demeanor became threatening and, fearing for her life, she took a gun out of her purse and shot him.

IF YOU WANT TO HELP:

You can sign this petition 

Call Governor Bill Haslam (615)-741-2001. she has a Clemency hearing May 23rd. DEMAND JUSTICE!!

#StayWoke

[krxs100]

The parole board split on whether Cyntoia should be granted clemency. /BillHaslam can still grant her clemency before he leaves in January. You can reach him at: phone #: [phone]; e-mail: [email protected]

[das-asoziale-netzwerk]

[erinkyan]

it would be cool if fat dudes without big beards were considered hot sometimes too.

[erinkyan]

I realized today that the main reason for the “hot fat dude must also include beard” thing is part of the whole “fat people are required to perform a higher and more perfect expression of gender”.

like usually this sort of thing is more easily identifiable in fat women, who have to be hyper feminine to be considered “attractive” by the mainstream.  but I sort of blinked today and realized, oh.  fat men must have beards to be attractive for the same reason fat men must wear suits and look dapper to be attractive, just like fat women have to have perfect eyeliner and wear cute pinup clothing.  higher, more intense expression of gender, executed perfectly and without flaw is required for fat people to be seen as attractive.

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

FUCKING NAILED IT

[feministism]

[feelcompassion]

[sagansense]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[saltwaterlullaby]

Dont forget the child in the manger had to flee with his unwed mother and her boyfriend to another country. As a refugee.

[ginatrivia]

Look up “Jose y Maria” by Everett Patterson

[cavernario-galindo]

José y María , by Everett Patterson.

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

remember when you could say “we shouldn’t attack children with tear gas” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

[whirlibirdy]

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

[thecybersmith]

Well, here is one downside.

Somebody would get stuck with the job of moving so many corpses out of parliament before they began to rot.

[anarchocunt]

[left-reminders]

[thesadghostclub]

It’s difficult to learn how to accept yourself, sometimes it feels impossible; but trust in yourself that it can be done. We believe in you <3

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[porterr-robinson]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Can I please get a new nurse?

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

how is this a universal experience?

[tasteslikecoconutandmetal]

male high school bullies: become cops

female high school bullies: become nurses

[jesiecastro]

RIP Stephen Hillenburg. YOU WERE NUMBER ONE. 🍍