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@fallingnebulae
inspired by a post i read yesterday which contained the beautiful the words "Hanya Yanagihara's The Long Game"......
pick an author and a title!
how's the book?
5 stars (a masterpiece)
4 stars (pretty good)
3 stars (meh)
2 stars (pretty bad)
1 star (awful awful awful. Awful)
too insane to even quantify. what the fuck
nuance/results
(no "idk" button! if you get a title or an author you don't know enough about to make a judgement, keep rolling until you do!)
“My emperor is fine” your emperor has commissioned over 8000 life-sized terracotta soldiers and buried them facing east, in the direction of his recently conquered enemies in the hopes that they will protect him in the afterlife.
DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY
when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.
for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.
a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.
lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.
finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka
school uniform codes extending to what colours you’re allowed to dye your hair, and what piercings you can have and stuff is so crazy. you HAVE to go to school and you’re not even allowed to have pink hair or pierce your nose about it????
“oh it’s to prepare you for the workplace” okay. i don’t think any workplace should be dictating what you can and can’t do with your body either and i think it’s strange to decide to teach children that their body is not their own
Dance of the wee synth bagpipe
Someone in Glasgow please go see this for me pls. I will be there in spirit 🙏
look up what song was #1 on your 10th birthday (link below the poll to a site for that), how do you feel about that song?
i love it
i like it
it's okay
i dislike it
i hate it
i'm aware of it but haven't heard it
i've never heard of it
Find the number one song on any day. Listen now or watch the music video. Featuring the top hits from all the charts.
Me: I've been super tired, a nap will help me
My body: You are tired because you haven't eaten for a day and a half. I am conserving energy. Put food in me to wake up.
Me: Haha, silly body. Food is cure for hunger! Nap is cure for tired. I'll take a nap and then I'll feel better.
My body: You are feeling hunger. Feel that signal I'm sending you? Hunger. Put food in me.
Me: I'm too sleepy to think much about hunger. I'll take a nap.
My body: Is it too late to swap? I want to be someone else's body.
Me: A cup of tea will make me feel better
My body: PLEASE learn the difference between "appetite suppressant" and "food".
I love this website. If I'd put this on Facebook I'd get a lot of unhelpful condescending people explaining things that the post already quite clearly states I know ("did you know that if you eat some food, it might help you wake up? Your body needs energy!"). Here, it's just a bunch of people like "Same."
march, my bird army
the army grows
if i met a genie and fixed the world and all its ills with my first two wishes, my third wish would be that sabrina carpenter would get gradually taller. she'd be in on it and think it was hilarious. we'd have a strong cap at 7 feet here, maybe an inch a week so people have time to theorize--let's not be ridiculous. but she'd still keep up the "ooh! im so little and small!" schtick. but shed be gradually getting taller. she'd be like 6'1" and still jumping for the microphone. and she'd never say anything about it. and if anyone asked shed act like she had no idea what they were talking about. and shed cheekily play into it a little bit but mostly still keep up the "ooh im so little and small" schtick. do you see my vision. do you get it
ok and so if i met a genie and fixed the world and all its ills in one wish i would do the sabrina carpenter thing second and third i would wish for all evidence of one random taylor swift song to disappear from the world once every month or so. taylor would have no memory of it. her fans would remember it and there would be an outcry over where it went (it's not even in concert videos anymore!) but taylor would have no memory of it
instead, all her brainspace spent on that song would be replaced with the vivid memories of roman gladiator, taylaurius velox. she's able to hide this at first, but her music begins to take on a gradually romaner and romaner tint. at first, people are like "damn, she's getting REALLY conservative, huh" and other people are like "wow, she's so deep, she knows what a rubicon is" but eventually travis kelce leaves her out of nowhere (he wasn't sure if dating someone possessed by a roman gladiator made him gay or not and anyway he was getting sick of being like "we're going to play the lions" and taylor being like "LIONS? WHERE?") and taylor publishes an entire brutus themed album about this betrayal and it's beginning to weird people out
and so eventually travis kelce is getting like, bomb threats sent to his family for leaving taylor and eventually he's like "okay, okay, i left her because she kept having all these vivid nightmares of gladatorial combat and she kept saying that football was giving her the ick because we never actually killed anybody for the glory of rome" and then he just gets more bomb threats because he left a struggling woman during a mental health crisis
and eventually taylor is writing music about her forbidden roman senator lover and her fanbase is either whittled WAY down or WAY up because people want to watch this trainwreck happen (or maybe she influences culture so hard that we're just all really into rome now) but she's being super cagey about the name of this roman senator. until. and now here's the twist:
weird al has been getting all of the same vivid memories of taylaurius velox. and he still has all his memories of her old songs. so he's writing all these detailed song parodies of taylor swift songs that don't exist anymore including specific details about their shared gladiatorial reality that taylor has never shared with anybody else. including that her lover's name was publius, and she's been calling him Poob for short
at this point a lot of original swifties are leaving. they could do the brutus stuff, but they really can't survive poob. taylor makes a clapping back at the haters song including the lyric "these bitches don't know publius" and it ends up all over all sorts of merch. there's a renewed archaeological interest in roman gladatorial combat
most importantly, the internet discourse is the best it's ever been. does this make taylor swift transmasc? is travis kelce problematic for leaving his fiancee while she gradually morphs into a roman gladiator? is this good queer representation? if taylaurius velox was a gay man, does that mean the gaylors were technically correct? is weird al morally wrong for capitalizing off of her music if she cant remember it anymore? was weird al sent by god to torment taylor swift?
anyway thats what id do if i met a genie
please understand that this is morally neutral and im not about to make fun of yall. out of pure academic curiousity...
whats your employment status?
unemployed and fine with it
unemployed and anxious about it
unemployed and looking for a job
underemployed and looking for a new job
part-time and that works for me
part-time and looking for full-time
full-time and looking to cut back hours/find a part-time job
full-time and thats what i prefer/require
not applicable (student, caretaker, cant work, etc)
man, its real complicated. im bald or whatever
i cannot capture all the nuances of the human experience wrt labor in one poll with a max option limit. be nicies to me
this poll is gonna be naturally skewed towards people who can spend more time on tumblr, so employed people are less likely to see it. im scheduling this for random times in the hopes that people in other timezones might see it on their lunch break
the soft animal of my body wants a spliff and four pints of cider
soft animal of my body is up for a kebab
was this post cowritten by liam gallagher
yeah it was a monumental collaborative project. I realised I could never get 24 words out on my own but the concept was so special to me that I chose to take a gamble on it. I reached out to his representation and after about eight months of negotiation over rights, fees etc we reached an agreement where he would develop nine words in-studio (first instance of 'of', 'four or five pints of cider' which was later edited down to what you see in the release, second instance of 'my', and 'kebab'). I drafted the rest of the post with support and oversight from his publicity agent, and the post was soft launched as a limited series of placards in Brixton late last year. due to the lukewarm reception, there was talk of pulling the tumblr release altogether, but fortunately we were able to settle on a route forward whereby I bought out full rights to the seven words authored by mr gallagher alongside limited rights of reproduction to allow me to publish the work under my own blog (with allowance for third party reblogs in perpetuity etc). I'll probably never pull off anything of this scope again, and it's a shame it never quite got off the ground the way we hoped, but it was an interesting experience and one I'll always value as part of my artistic development.
jesus no
What Depression medication do you take?
Prozac (fluoxetine)
Zoloft (sertraline)
Lexapro (escitalopram)
Paxil (paroxetine)
Celexa (citalopram)
Effexor XR (venlafaxine)
Cymbalta (duloxetine)
Pristiq (desvenlafaxine)
Fetzima (levomilnacipran)
Wellbutrin (SR/XL) (bupropion)
Doesn’t take depression medication button
Other medication not listed here
Super curious what is the most common amongst other users on here! I take an SNRI and was curious
My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally
Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious
