𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑩𝑶𝒀.

[      𝙾𝙷          𝙼𝚈          𝐆𝐎𝐃      ]          𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈          𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙴𝙳          𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐘      !

[raeazure]

I simply do not vibe with my father

[camilamcrrone]

[dailysouthpark]

[mhccormick]

  ❛❛   ————         OH MY GOD , THEY KILLED KENNY ! !

#MHCCORMICK          :          INDEPENDENT          +        SELECTIVE          KENNY          MCCORMICK          OF          SOUTH          PARK    .         ESTABLISHED          IN          AUGUST          2019         BY          𝑨𝑳𝒀𝑺𝑺𝑨    .          𝘛𝘙𝘐𝘎𝘎𝘌𝘙𝘐𝘕𝘎          𝘊𝘖𝘕𝘛𝘌𝘕𝘛          𝘈𝘏𝘌𝘈𝘋     .

[kubriq]

[mhccormick]

𝗧𝗛𝗘      𝗠𝗖𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗞      𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗡          :      𝘬𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘯    ,    𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺    ,    𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯 .

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[catoptrophobias-remaking-deacti]

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[hollingsjerk]

[valtsv]

outfit idea: a tshirt that says “I CAN’T BE KILLED” across the chest paired with booty shorts that read “GOD WON’T LET ME DIE” across the ass

[aquariusvibes-deactivated202010]

@mhccormick​ ♡ 'ᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᵈʳᵘᶰᵏ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉʳ

      𝙎𝙃𝙀'𝙎 𝘼𝘽𝙎𝙊𝙇𝙐𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙔 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙀𝘿 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙃𝙀𝙍 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝘿 . a mix of whiskey and whatever else she could get her hand on . she giggled as she pressed a tab of mda to her tongue . smile wide as she offered him a tab with her index finger . “ Want some ? “

[mhccormick]

when          was          he          ever          one          to          REFUSE         such          a          kind          offer      ?            [   DON’T      TAKE      CANDY      FROM      STRANGERS    ! !  ]          the          same          couldn’t          be          said          for          𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎          𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚜     .          shit          wasn’t          CHEAP          ,          ya’          know    .          he’d         accept         with          a          smile          ,         leaning          in         hands          free         to         RETRIEVE        TAB          :        tongue          pressing         against          pad          of          digit         to         pick          it          up     .          ❛❛          if          i         ever          SAY      NO        ,         just          SHOOT      ME    .        ❜❜

[mhccormick]

redheadjew

  ❝——You’re high, is what you are.❞The breath lodged within the confines of his throat brushes past his lips with slightly too much force. The gracile lines of his fingers stand out against the sun kissed palette of the other’s skin in ivory streaks as they curl into the curve of his chin, and stir his head to the side beneath an observant, viridian gaze. Perhaps not fractured, after all, although only time would tell. ❝——Can you walk, or will I have to drag your ass all the way home? You can’t sit here with a bloody nose, dude, we have to get it cleaned.❞

❛❛          so          what        ?          don’t          be          such’a          fuckin’          BUZZKILL          ,          dude        ! !         ❜❜               another          laugh          that          would          disrupt          motions          ,          attempts          to          CRANE          NECK          out          of          reach    .          sound          vibrating         vocal          chords          only         pushing          ache          further          into          bruised         bone          :          the          others          𝚃𝙾𝚄𝙲𝙷          finally          finding          chin          to          firmly          grasp    .       he’d          snatch         away          after        a         moment          of          EXAMINATION          ,          still          a          smile          across          features     .             ❛❛          i’ll          just          [      .  .  .  .      ]          i’ll         just         WIPE          IT          OFF    .         ❜❜              with          a         dirty          sleeve          ,         no          less     .         a          disease         waiting          to          happen    .           &.          that’s          what          he          did          ,          arm          lifting          to         SMEAR          CRIMSON         over          orange          fabric     .         it’d          continue          to          drip    .               WHEN      WOULD      IT      STOP      ?                ❛❛          [      .  .  .  .      ]          can          we          go          to          your         house     ?        ❜❜

[retrosmeme]

                𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 / 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒                                 includes   ships  ,  angst  ,  humor  and  some  nsfw. 

“  i wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.  ” “  oh the joys of a negative pregnancy test.  ” “  i used to want you to marry him.  ” “  i just think you deserve a bigger penis than that. ”  “  that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one i wasn’t dating.  ” “  these business classes have improved my drug business ten fold.  ” “  we should paint friendship bongs.  ” “  the everclear bottle is suspiciously low.  ” “  i am a clusterfuck of fun.  ” “  you’re like a bad decision making factory.  ” “  i’m still in shock, but your dick helped.  ” “  i’m removing my uterus.  ” “  my condolences to your vagina.  ” “  don’t do acid and go to disney on ice.  ” “  how was your tequila?   ” “  are you making bad decisions yet?  ” “  should i be irritated , or flattered?  ” “  bongs and porn. i found the promised land.  ” “  you’re gonna have to shave first from now on.  ” “  going commando on a monday morning is a bold move.  ” “  i have a type and you’re not it.  ” “  what the fuck are we drinking?  ” “  why are you rhyming?  ” “  i feel like i haven’t slapped your ass in years.  ” “  last night was fun , but it wasn’t right.  ” “  let’s do something tonight. i feel like setting things on fire.  ” “  there are footprints all over my windshield.  ” “  i’m sorry i pressured you for dick pics.  ” “  i left my bra and sneakers in your room.  ” “  i’m not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts.  ” “  thank you for always being there for me.  ” “  i buy too many watermelons when i’m drunk.  ” “  what use do you have for dignity?  ” “  no , i come stoned to this class every week.  ” “  can’t one of your roomates drive you?  ” “  seriously , i don’t trust you.  ” “  you kind of suck and not in the fun way.  ” “  i would offer you moral support , but i have questionable morals.  ” “  you’re an asshole.  ” “  sleeping beauty awakes.  ” “  you’ll be home before midnight cinderella.  ” “  okay , prove you’re not drunk to me.  ” “  it was a one time thing.  ” “  thanks it was an honor just to be nominated.  ” “  kinda getting a major gay vibe from you right now.  ” “  stop staring at my boobs , i can’t concentrate.  ” “  here’s the thing. i’m really high and have lots of questions about lightning.  ” “  this house was built for laser tag.  ” “  the police scanner was talking about you again.  ” “  you can microwave pop tarts?  ” “  are you in or are you in?  ” “  it’s hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.  ” “  on a scale of one to america , how free are you this weekend?  ” “  we’re having pizza delivered to the emergency room.  ” “  you love me.  ” “  forecast for tonight is alcohol , low standards and poor decisions.  ” “  i have your wallet. trade you for the tacos.  ” “  how does that even get suggested?!  ” “  you are the best fuck buddy i could have.  ” “  let’s not get feelings and morals involved.  ” “  nobody is perfect.  ” “  this beer is not sobering me up at all.  ” “  a ham sandwich would be nice.  ” “  can we take a second to high five on our sex life? i love us.  ” “  why is there a ___ in my shower?  ” “  do you want to make me hamburgers?  ” “  sometimes , i worry for your future.  ” “  i feel like i owe you something.  ” “  i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities.  ” “  i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.  ” “  so , finals studying is going well?  ” “  i wasn’t expecting a boner of this magnitude.  ” “  let’s go to mexico. arrrriba !  ” “  i made us dinosaur chicken nuggets.   ” “  i’m eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they’d die in the food chain.  ” “  on a scale from 1, to can’t put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging , how hungover are you?  ”

[mhccormick]

hmmm      one      day      i’ll      make      a      proper      post      about      it      but      the      orange      parka      was      always      a      security      blanket      for      kenny   .      using      it      to      shield      himself      and      his      insecurities      from      the      world   .       he      stopped      wearing      it      so      much      once      he      left      home      at      15      because      he     finally      felt      more      confident      and      like      he      didn’t      need      it      anymore   .      obviously      he      still      treasures      it      and      will      still      wear      it      during      the      colder      months   .

[mhccormick]

kenny’s      playlist      goes      from      britney      spears      to      cattle      decapitation      and       i      just      think      thats      beautiful

[citysuggestion]

the longer you’re on your own the more you become what you really are

[worsethiings]

[winteroroctober]