A Bag of Teeth

I am more than, less than, and equal to Micah

[nick-nellson]

The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

[gemsandjunk]

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

[jack-of-blades]

Grabbing you guys by the shoulders so tightly as I say you have to reblog things regardless of how old the posts are, this is the show and tell website

[definitelynotcecelia]

We’re not ready for the hell that second paragraph is about to unleash

[micahthetoothwitch]

That paragraph is a slap in the face. Never forget the TikTok ban was Trump's brainchild in the first place

[micahthetoothwitch]

The slow return to my most feral self is an inevitability of my reintegration with this weird lil landscape

[micahthetoothwitch]

Do kids today eat fruity pebbles and just assume that the guys on the box are like Tony the tiger, or Captain Crunch? Do they even know the Flintstones? Do they know the struggles of living in Bedrock with a hyper active dinosaur that's barely house trained, a garbage disposal that's always full, and a bumbling neighbor who's kid won't stop clubbing everything? DO THEY EVEN KNOW?

[micahthetoothwitch]

This just in: Did you know that vampires looking young and beautiful forever is not actually due to their immortality?

It's been scientifically proven that it's because they avoid 100% of damaging UV rays making their skin look unwrinkled and unblemished for the entirety of their afterlife.

They aren't magically young looking they just have a better skincare routine than you.

[cryptotheism]

I'm a Defensive Gnostic Antitheist. I don't believe there's a god, but I wanna make sure that if one shows up I can beat his ass.

[micahthetoothwitch]

"You're wise beyond your years"

Is just a lofty way of saying:

"Wow you've been to a lot of therapy huh bud?"

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Source

[mangonetics]

Walks around with a t-shirt that says "ASK ME ABOUT MY OPINION ON THE D&D ALIGNMENT GRID"

[thepleasuregoblin]

*crosses the street to avoid you*

[mangonetics]

"IT FUCKING SUCKS" I yell at you across the street

[micahthetoothwitch]

Speak of a mouse and your cat will make it so

[myownprivatcidaho]

whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)

[keychainjar]

[gettingintoknives]

mirror traps by hera lindsay bird

[screamingay]

fault lines, the mountain goats

[myownprivatcidaho]

[ID: tumblr tag that reads: this is the poetic version of i think i can make him worse

/end ID]

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[guillermovision]

whoever is behind the national park service’s instagram is doing an incredible job

Link to post

[rottingfacade]

My hyperfixation is throwing steak knives at the other students during recess

[rottingfacade]

[micahthetoothwitch]

Are we just not going to address why he had steak knives in his possession at recess to begin with? I have so many questions.

[micahthetoothwitch]

I like when a friend from one group introduces me to absolutely unacceptable internet fuckery like terrible Ao3 hashtags like consentacles, and then I get to turn around and terrorize an entire other group of friends who don't understand exactly how unhinged some of my favorite people are. 😌

[micahthetoothwitch]

If you can't tell me what mix of Animaniacs characters you are within 5 seconds of being asked, then I simply cannot trust your judgement.