Life With Micchikins

20-something, polyamorous, queer, non-binary, biracial. Trying to spread hope, light, love, awareness, and education while dealing with anxiety, depression, PTSD, and a host of other alphabet soup.

[micchikins-blog]

Tumblr, my boyfrand and I got in on Cards Against Humanity's 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit sale.

This is the first thing they sent us. It is a tiny baggie of coal.

and I just had to tag this "angel turtle sex".

help i am dying.

[pip-says-hi]

An Ode to Black Friday

As this time comes again, my rage grows and burns hot So I loudly proclaim: fuck Black Friday. A lot.

Fuck treating Thanksgiving as Black Friday eve Fuck “Screw the giving, it’s time to receive!”

Fuck five AM sales, fuck midnight ones more Fuck folks lining up outside the damned door

Fuck doorbuster sales, fuck ear-busting ads Fuck Christmas music, and fuck Christmas fads

Fuck reindeer, fuck Santa, fuck all gods of greed Fuck spending a fortune on things you don’t need

Fuck people who think that employees matter less Than saving ten bucks on a fifty buck dress

Fuck “More for me, guess it sucks to be you” Fuck “They should be grateful they have work to do”

Fuck “It’s a tradition- we do it each fall” Fuck “Who cares about others, I’m buying them all!”

Fuck “They chose to work there,” fuck “Why should I care?” Fuck “I got up early, so it’s only fair”

Fuck ‘savings,’ fuck ‘bargains,’ and I’ll make this a toast: Above everything else, fuck Black Friday the most.

[micchikins-blog]

Hi Tumblr! I haven't been around much, and I'm sorry, but here's an adorable selfie with a beret before I run away to therapy!

[micchikins-blog]

I was chewing on his ear. In my defense, his claws were in my armpit.

[micchikins-blog]

This is a candy bar cake.

Three layers of chcoolate cake, buttercream frosting, chocolate bars with almonds crushed up in the frosting and piled on top.

[micchikins-blog]

My room is currently a disaster area, and I can't bring myself to care enough to DO anything about it. Two baskets of clean laundry to fold, and I just...I can't.

I don't even care enough to eat right now.

Therapy Tuesday. Hooray.

[longwinter]

Nest - Robot Hugs

[boredandmoist-deactivated201704]

I know a few people on here I would do this for.

[micchikins-blog]

I need more people who make me nests in my life.

[jethrocane]

Get to know me! Personality Types

[micchikins-blog]

Reblog with your Personality types bolded, for your own reference, or for your followers to get to know you better! Add some others if you know any (such as Hogwarts houses: not a typical personality test, but they give other people insight into what you’re like!) Ones with free online tests are linked.

Name: Micchi

Zodiac: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Saggitarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.

Myers-Briggs [x]: ISTJ, ISFJ, INFJ, INTJ, ISTP, ISFP, INFP, INTP, ESTP, ESFP, ENFP, ENFJ, ESFJ, ESTJ, ESFJ, ENFJ, ENTJ, ENTP

The Four Temperaments [x]: Melancholic, Phlegmatic, Choleric, Sanguine.

Enneagram [x]: Type 1, Type 2, Type 3, Type 4, Type 5, Type 6, Type 7, Type 8, Type 9.

Hogwarts House [x]: Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw.

[bigcrush]

Perfection. #GucciMagritte #Surrealness

(via @rissahey)

[lokisgift-deactivated20150510]

I HAVE NEVER REBLOGGED SOMETHING SO FAST IN MY LIFE

[cleolinda]

OH MY GOD

[stabbingjuliuscaesar]

[moohead]

Fill this in with stuff about you

Where I’m from: Durham, NC. Where I would like to live: Exactly where I am. Religion: Pagan. Sexual orientation: Yes, and often. Favorite book: ...I can't...you can't...HOW DO I PICK A FAVORITE. Eye colour: Blue. Dark gray-y blue! Favorite Movie: WHY MUST I PLAY FAVORITES. Favourite TV show: OH GOD TOO MANY CHOICES although right now it's Once Upon a Time. Favourite band/singer: NO MORE FAVORITES. Random fact about me: I seriously crush on so many people I know it's sorta ridiculous, but I'm too insecure in myself and basically convinced that if I asked anyone if they would like to date me they'd laugh at me. Favourite season: Fall. Pretty leaves! Favourite colour: Purple, orange, and green. What I’m listening to right now: The washing machine running. Last movie I’ve watched: uh, that's a really good question. What’s my ringtone: I don't...I don't have a phone. Favourite male character from a TV show: Right now, it's either Rumpelstiltskin from Once Upon a Time, or Dexter. Favourite female character from a TV show: Maria LaGuerta from Dexter. I mean come on, she's a WOC in charge that is complex, with motivations that do not always serve to provide some dudebro with motivation. What my name means: It means I'm AWESOME. Favourite superhero: Black Canary. :3

[micchikins-blog]

It's my birthday, so I made cookie pops.

[parcelhare-deactivated20170418]

I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so

[parcelhare-deactivated20170418]

For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”

[dunwall]

i

[deweyspalace]

… Well… Did he at least stop trying to kill you?

[parcelhare-deactivated20170418]

He started crying. We had blinded him and attacked him and I was fondling his junk. It was overall an upsetting experience for the poor guy.

[micchikins-blog]

I'm SO GLAD I'm not the only person who ends up in tabletop games that turn oddly and accidentally sexual...

[mishasteaparty]

[diddlehiddles-deactivated201411]

Oh my holy fuck.

[micchikins-blog]

um.

welp.

glad I wasn't attached to those panties.

[ashi0k-blog]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[notsofamiliaralien-deactivated2]

*smashes button and steps one pile of legos faster than you can say ow*

[ashi0k-blog]

i’m pretty sure everybody reblogging my post doesn’t know how painful stepping on lego ACTUALLY IS

[cryztalgemz-deactivated20150904]

STEPPING ON A LEGO IS SO PAINFUL BUT COME O ITS TOTTALLY WORTH IT YOU ASSHOLE

[micchikins-blog]

....is it cheating if I'm a masochist?

[allmysecretdaydreams-deactivate]

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

[sleepyimagination]

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

[micchikins-blog]

I WILL PUSH THAT BUTTON SO HARD THAT IT WILL BE A CONCAVE BUTTON WHEN I'M DONE WITH IT.

[askboxmemes]

What are your headcanons about me?

Just curious. 

[kenziecore]

This sounds really fucking awesome.

Guys make headcanons about me.

[ebvoice-deactivated20150727]

Please, I would like to hear.

[micchikins-blog]

...omg please tell me your headcanon about me.

[micchikins-blog]

Wheeee curly hair! Wheeee yellow and orange eyeshadow! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!