Pip Finally Got a Tumblr

Unashamedly strange. Probably older than you. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age... ... wait, no, that's a lightsaber. I'm just a Pip.. I'm not hung up on what pronouns for people to use with me. She/her or they/them for simplicity's sake?

[coolxatu]

[bai-marionette-deactivated20180]

*leaves

[coolxatu]

where are you going

[thomas--bombadil]

Dragonflies are all over, as the weather gets very hot and very humid.

Common Whitetail (Male)

Familiar Bluet (Male)

Widow Skimmer (Male)

[sapper-in-the-wire]

[animelionessmika]

[borg-collective-deactivated2023]

[goodieprocter]

This one goes out to my cat (and also @justcakethanks of course)

[littlebirdofprey]

I love wasting my babymaking years! I love contributing to low birth rates! countdown to menopause! #fruitlesswomb

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

[bob-artist]

I met a nice robin at the Morton Arboretum.

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[bebx]

[yb-cringe]

the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there

[fillher-url]

the crazy thing about this place called “grocery store” is that you always need to go there. especially if you like, just went.

[burins]

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

[depsidase]

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[caudachroma]

cow triangles

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[randomalienencounter]

リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᓭꖎᔑ||?

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

yeah, sure why not, get in line

[thesnadger]

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

[thesnadger]

Monster that feeds on suffering becomes a professional caretaker for people with chronic pain and terminal illnesses. They can't change the fact that these people are suffering, but they help a bit and in the meantime they're fat and happy off that Sweet Sweet ambient pain in the air.

Two towns over there's a demon lord trying to get their cult to abduct people for torture, but they keep getting stopped by heroes and the like, so they're barely scraping by. Meanwhile Belogarth the Registered PCA is chowing down on back pain, medication side effects and looming mortality for eight hours a day and has become the most powerful demon on earth without realizing it.

[thesnadger]

"But don't their clients feel weird knowing that they're feeding off their suffering?" No they think it's hilarious and they're real shits about it.

[bladeangelx]

Finally a medical professional who believes that they are in pain. Because the fucker is actively chowing down on your agony. Not only am I going to get treated by them I'm going to invite all of my chronically ill friends to come as well.

[tachvintlogic]

Turns out if you treat the pain then the humans will bring you more humans who are suffering. It's like a restaurant where the waiter is so impressed by your ability to eat food they're giving you more on the house

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They say things like "well, it's a real feast day for Belogarth today!" and "if my meds are held up at customs again I'm gonna put Belogarth in a food coma" and Belogarth is the one feeling weird about it

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunderedstar]

[bitchygalaxyprince]