je pense

**zoë // 21 // cancer // they/them** i wish i was padme amidala

[butchniqabi]

i hate that the common trope with vampire romance is an old ass immortal man falling for a teenager, like find yourself a milf like the rest of us bro

[punkjabi]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

None of you ever think to thank the giant woman twerking to make the wave pool work and it shows

[such-justice-wow]

You mean the moon???

[geneva-diva]

[mens-rights-activia]

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

how do people have consistent fun at parties . like don’t they get hit with periodic waves of debilitating melancholy and subsequently need to sit outside and think abt how they’re going 2 die alone . or is that just me and the guy from the National

[one-time-i-dreamt]

All four of my car’s tires got stolen and rather than call AAA or the police, i sat in the middle of a deserted road and waited for Spider-man to show up and when he did, he just quietly stared at my car and then whispered, “What the fuck am I supposed to do here?”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the only valid corporate twitter account is merriam-webster

[catgirlnailpolish]

And sparknotes. Don’t forget sparknotes.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

give us some sparknotes screenshots then

[pixelenchanter]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses here are just a few

[valtsv]

[longzone222]

Visit Original Link

[heysexyfiiish-deactivated201303]

[nevvhampshire-deactivated201302]

If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up

[everythingstarstuff]

[9d6problems]

The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.

[tenaciouszombiearcher]

You get a sword but you won’t like where

[anarchist-art]

[super-metroid]

the fact that phones dont have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[dojacat]

[rslashrats]

[mjalti]

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

[theclassicsreader]

me when i receive feedback from professors on my essays