Moohead's Sketch 'n' Rant

Art & opinions by your fave demon-obsessed weirdo.

[tilthat]

TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.

via reddit.com

[armedandgayngerous]

that was the Devil

[general-thinks]

I mean they wanted rain

[northerlygale-deactivated202307]

His name was Charles Hatfield and I’m not saying that you shouldn’t make a deal with him, but I am saying that you should be very clear about the terms and conditions

[prokopetz]

I think we need to fully appreciate the fact that the reason he “looks like the Devil” is that many depictions of the Devil in American popular media are specifically caricatures of this guy. Like, imagine being a con man and fucking up your hustle so badly that for more than a century afterwards people start drawing the Devil to look like you.

[toastbutteregg]

[valkyriexpandora]

Same energy 

[revyourharleyquinn]

[lanndscape]

[greeds]

ZAINAB JIWA AS GERALT OF RIVIA

[millany]

More poolverine 😁

[seygay]

When I was a kid I was “darn I just love when female characters pretend to be dudes for whatever reason” and the reason will not shock you in the slightest

[plaguedocboi]

Working at an aquarium will have you saying things like “this is my favorite scallop because he’s sassy”

[anotherscrappile]

Could we please see the sassy scallop? 👀

[plaguedocboi]

Yeah this is him (he made a child cry once by shooting water in their face)

[animentality]

[yahooo-official]

[tenderlovingmuse]

wishing you a safe return back to yourself

[classichorrorblog]

The Addams Family Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld (1991)

[kaelio]

Saying "voting doesn't matter" might reach your younger peers online but it certainly hasn't reached Clangus Hargbarg who was part of the kkk in 1951 and still sends in his ballot. He hasn't missed a one.

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

literally the epicenter of why we are in the mess were in

[wilwheaton]

Fuck Reagan.

[depsidase]

[probablybadrpgideas]

The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

[pegasusdrawnchariots]

mimc Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Mimic Mouth. Put Baby In Mimic Mouth. no problems ever in mimmic mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Amimic Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in mimic mouth can trust mimic for giveing good love to baby. friend mimic

[mossworm]

remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse

[mossworm]

I think this tidbit should be more famous than his exploding cars. It's all I'll ever need to know. A real human man tried and failed to barter with a flight attendant for third base by offering to buy her a horse (that's what girls like, right?)

[mossworm]

A SpaceX flight attendant said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her si

SpaceX paid a flight attendant $250,000 in severance after she accused Elon Musk of exposing himself and offering to buy her a horse in exch

every time I bring up the horse thing at least a few people haven't heard of it, so I think it's only fair to keep mentioning it for as long as I live

[earthstory]

[kedreeva]

He’s being cleaned, not just pet, but judging by that big contented rumble you can hear, he’s quite enjoying it!

[stephendann]

When you’re a prehistoric dinosaur and it’s scritches time

[xxtc-96xx]

brushie brushie brushie 

[ospreyonthemoon]

It really is fascinating that basically every animal on earth that has some sort of skin integument enjoys a lil scratch. I mean it makes sense but like. Humans evolved from social grooming animals and we have perfect little grooming hands and basically everything on earth with scales, fur or feathers can basically be convinced to let us give them free back scratches. Humans don’t even get anything out of it other than the satisfaction of helping out. We’re just really good at it. What a useful creature to be put on a planet full of animals who can’t reach their backs.

[j33persworld]

yelling into the mirror: i will no longer feel guilty about my limitations !!!!!!! i will no longer feel guilty about my limitations !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!