dance king

mang is smol and i love him

[rt0no]

[budwq-deactivated20200211]

Movies like “Brother bear” “Lilo & Stitch” “Atlantis” “Treasure Planet” “Mulan” are the epitome of not only aesthetically pleasing 2d animated movies, but great plots and strong ass character arcs and shows that diversity is not forced if you walk out of your damn house and i hope we can someday do them justice and bring back the making of movies like those masterpieces and i think they will never be forgotten if we dont let them, so heads up and bring the next generation of 2d animated movies to the animation field now

[evilryu-deactivated20180710]

A girls voice in game chat is more powerful than any us marine

[didyougetmysteriousimagines]

Fun story (maybe?): when I was younger, my brother was super duper into COD and he is actually really freaking good at it. So one day, he gave me his mic headset and told me to talk while he was playing and it was WILD. The levels of salt that young men produce when under the impression that a little girl is destroying them in COD is a beautiful thing.

[z-a-d-r-i]

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

[turing-tested]

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

[terminalsigma]

Sometimes I like to imagine what kinds of weird youth subcultures existed in the Byzantine empire

[frutee]

can you imagine being a serial killer and being found out by a 12 year old with a laptop like L was solving cases since he was a kid can you imagine being pushed into a squad car and the guy whos putting you away is sitting 10 feet away like this 

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[goodgamegrumps]

[writing-prompt-s]

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[slavery]

[exu-lan-sis]

guys i got free food for being gay tonight and the receipt literally says “fellow lesbians” on it this is gay privilege

[exu-lan-sis]

i could not make this up

[xmenlesbians]

Flat Bigfoot Theory: They’ve never caught him on camera because he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see. 

[xmenlesbians]

Flat Earth Theory is OUT, Flat Bigfoot Theory is IN

[wanghedi]

This is the THE hottest take I’ve ever heard

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[funnystories]

funny story

i failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. i did this every quarter that year. i forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake. She was PISSED - at the school for their error. the teacher also retired that year and had already thrown out his records, so they had to take my mother’s “proof” (the fake ones i made throughout the year) and “correct” the “mistake.” i’ve never told her the truth

[ficcyshit]

I love how OP fucked up so hard that their attempts to fix it should have led to the ass-whooping of a lifetime, but, through an entire SERIES of ridiculous circumstances and UNBELIEVEABLE LUCK, it all worked out better than expected. OP is a fucking protag in a kids’ show, what in the fuck.

[erepere-blog]

[babyanimalgifs]

Puppies may not be good at something, but they never give up

[warriormale]

What a great video!

This puppy has warrior potential!

Train and fight!

WarriorMale

[omegaverse]

ALSO white ppl here need to STOP reblogging posts about rice. yall cant talk about how much u love rice when u know damn well your parents make u unseasoned and undercooked rice from the box……. just stop it. i cant stop crying.