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[micgarfield]

sometimes i think back to like. some "character shaping" moments here specifically on tumblr for me and im like, woah that actually wasn't silly that's kind of insane? like wdym I had a generational crash out over an online situationship lying about who the nudes he posted on his page were for, wdym a certain person who shant be named in the yj fandom made 3 seperate accounts to harass me and other people, AND convinced me to send straight cooch on one of them. absolutely mental. anyway guys im meeting my bsf of 7 years for the first time in 3 weeks wish me luck!

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[tomhoppusdelonge]

i can’t wait for the day that I get admitted into hospital and it turns out I have some fucking parasitic organism draining all of my vitality and when they remove it they’re like “DAMN! how they hell are you alive!” like yeah idk man I thought it was normal

[dogpuppy]

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[micgarfield]

I miss eating out my girlfriend so bad everyone pray for me in these trying times

[micgarfield]

is this skibidi sigma angourie rice shade

I'd rather die

[micgarfield]

is this a skibidi sigma angourie rice reference

SKIBIDI SIGMA ANGOURIE RICE!!!!!

[micgarfield]

hello user micgarfield

do you ever thing about if

when’s

fjodc

what would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go

good day sir

frankie get this off my account. I don't answer politicial questions here. you know this.

[micgarfield]

aanddd I didn't answer the movie question but my favourite movie is 1989 heathers right now but it's not fair because it changes all the time ❤️

is this is safe space to admit I haven't seen 1989 heathers... ITS BEEN ON MY WATCHLIST FOR AGES... my top 3 change all the time... and by that I mean only the third one does, because its like actually impossible to beat lego batman and fantastic Mr fox

[micgarfield]

Don't worry about not being on tumblr, think of me as a note to come back to every once a while

also lego batman is the greatest EVA !!!!!! your taste impeccable........

I'm dying my hair soon and I'm very excited !!!! with a glass of wine and sheer hope i have enough lesbian audacity to expect everything I do goes well

Drunk anon

OHHHH YEAAAAH what colour?!?! lesbian audacity and wine is really all you need for life in general to go well if you think about it, I have full faith in you drunk anon xoxo

[micgarfield]

ALSOOOO what's ur fav movie rn?

Drunk anon (currently sober)

OOOOO erm... its been the lego batman movie for years and probably will be forever. what about you!!!

[micgarfield]

hi user micgarfield I'm drunk anon however now I'm surprisingly sober !!!!! im sorry to hear you've not been doing well but I'm glad my drunk ask made you feel better. I completely forgot I sent u an ask because I slammed down as much vodka as I could that nite I was gonna drink tonite and send you another ask LOL

Take care ❤️❤️❤️❤️ lots of love

Drunk anon

hello drunk anon!!! I'm not on tumblr much so my apologies if my replies r slow xx drink safely dear anon x

[heartwarminganimals]

It wimdy

[pkmndaisuki]

[micgarfield]

Hi rmemember me I'm drunk again and imhere again I hope You're doing so goooddd rn ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🌌🌌

Idk how I got. Here again )!(!!)

hello drunk anon!!!! I am not doing good, but this ask has helped. ure welcome here anytime, drunk or not, have a good night :333

[fangusklot-deactivated20191109]

Where’s the fucking post of the guy with the huge chain whipping the swat team

[patchoulism]

[fangusklot-deactivated20191109]

yea these exact fucking pictures

[dwarvenfanboy]

[micgarfield]

this is the Most

boring App ever

I fear...