Stressed bc Fish don't wear clothes

jim henson knows what the fuck is up - she/her/they/them :)

[michael--cera]

The tomatoanus portal 2 speedrun has bewitched me body and soul

[oh-youknow]

is it because of ur gay crush on glados

[michael--cera]

yes

[ivysos2001]

Hacks really said life is about making things with people you love and laughing with your friends and god what a perfect show

[vee-dmsr]

if ur starving for wlw media u gotta watch hacks on hbo it feels like weapons grade age gap yuri cocaine that was made in a lab to be unethically tested on people. watching it makes me feel crazy. i just started season 3. whenever ava and deborah have a scene together my face either hurts from smiling so big or my heart feels like someone dropped an anvil on it. what the FUCK

[dogpuppy]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

[michael--cera]

sometimes you have such a day that you need to listen to shoop by salt-n-pepa 134 times on repeat just to feel a little normal

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

?

[aurpiment]

“It’s easy to assume”: someone’s misconception is about to be amiably corrected

“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized

“It’s comforting to assume”: someone’s assumption is going to be read for filth

[dogpuppy]

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[venusish]

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

[kittenisajerk]

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

[uiruu]

they kill people

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

[laterkiss]

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

[laterkiss]

don't even remember posting this

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[livearound]

tweets i think about regularly