Stressed bc Fish don't wear clothes

taking it in such a feminist way - she/her/they/them :)

[michael--cera]

The tomatoanus portal 2 speedrun has bewitched me body and soul

[oh-youknow]

is it because of ur gay crush on glados

[michael--cera]

yes

[draco-eta]

[sunshinesere]

Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone / This is How You Lose the Time War

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

[oldmanpusspuss]

I bet for like a fraction of a second getting hit by a bus would feel really good

[alex-strike-is-tr4nsg3nder]

Like sexually?

[oldmanpusspuss]

probably

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 1 day 11 hours

[targetedknowledge]

[omtai]

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

[infectiouspiss]

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

[infectiouspiss]

sorry that was meant for the tags

[omtai]

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

[bedupolker]

Has anyone else noticed that they do this?

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[pallettown]

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

[pallettown]

Hey everyone how's it going

[gladosisstillalesbian]

I frequently get so caught up in my beautiful dyke world that i forget most people don’t aren’t hopelessly weak for socially abrasive middle aged loser women. what do you mean glados “giving wine mom” makes her less attractive to you. is there something wrong with you

[girlnamedbug]

im bad at having feelings let me eat you

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

i was gonna say “wow, they’re really pushing the came back wrong trope because buffy keeps repeating the exact phrase” until i googled and realise the phrase “came back wrong” literally originates from buffy. this show is like the modern shakespeare

[boybortion]

Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!