there are only 2 types of INTP, the prude and modest one and the horny piece of scumbag
- an INTP
😌 Uhhh but why am I both 😏
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there are only 2 types of INTP, the prude and modest one and the horny piece of scumbag
- an INTP
😌 Uhhh but why am I both 😏
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
I'm hoping for good exam results 💞
do most people on mobile tumblr know you can hold down the reblog button to fast reblog a post to your blog? you know you can reblog things with one click right? please please reblog things if you enjoy them, lack of exposure is killing content creators on this site
This is the Dog of Protection.
Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
well
do not question
ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox
Lol doubt it
Haha doubt this will work buuuut
What the hell, I’ll try it
I GOT A DOOT DOOT
I wants a doot doot
hoooowwww does this work??!
Idk man, like I don’t think it’ll work but 🤷🏼♀️
Hehe😏 bet
I've only just noticed that for the last 5 years I have watched the twilight saga each summer/autumn
it's like a yearly ritual
lmao the only constant thing in my life
strategy/tips for the area 51 raid:
-get some sort of protection against bullets, no one wants to get shot
-bring your blast protection diamond armour y’all, maybe also bring the enchanting table as well (make sure to leave space in your inventory though) (seriously though watch out for landmines)
-actually attacking the guards is a bad idea, but we will probably need weapons, so maybe bring a switchblade or a concealable weapon just in case
-first aid kits first aid kits first aid kits
-sunscreen, it’s in nevada after all
-uno reverse card
-learn how to naruto run very fast in the following 3-4 months
-make sure to supply yourself with food. KYLES: make sure to bring a fuckton of monster energy drinks
-we tell kpop stans they they have some kpop guy locked in at area 51, they will surely join the raid as human shields then
-bring ur strongest diamond swords and ur army of minecraft dogs
-don’t forget that we are comrades and we help each other out at all times
-tnt and flint & steel to blow up the gates
-wave 1: kyles and naruto runners, a strong wave to start off the raid. remaining survivors will wait for the rest of the team
-wave 2: furries and alien butt clappers, nothing can stop their weird but temporarily accepted passion for weird shit
-wave 3: anti-vaxx kids, taylor swift and kpop stans (human shields), and karens, a wave weaker than the others to trick the guards to thinking that we’re at our last resorts
-the last wave: keanu reeves, minecraft redstone engineers and command block geniuses, jacksepticeye, and an army of raiders with heavy armour and flamethrowers we got from elon musk
-when we get into the entrance of the base, naruto runners and kyles go on the front lines. everyone gets into position and the redstone engineers break the walls with tnt.
-naruto runners run faster than bullets to get through the guards and use the tnt they got to break through the inner gates (of course they are wearing blast protection armour just in case). the kyles distract the guards with the furries and alien butt clappers. probs most anti-vaxx kids are dead by now. the karens are complaining and asking the guards to talk to their manager, and the rest is resisting guards that are trying to get us from behind.
-we explode more walls and stuff
-half the team goes to discover the research lab and the other half goes to free the aliens. (though all the alien butt clappers get to go to the alien place, they deserve it). wave 4 peeps stay behind to take care of the guards.
-when we are done raiding the research base and the alien prison place, we meet up. hopefully we find UFO’s or something so we can use those to transport everyone. we try out the new weapons first to see how we can use them non-lethally and stop the guards when we are escaping. NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND.
-when we are done with area 51 we go over to the stupid ass concentration camps they lock up innocent children in and free all of them. the government would not expect for us to raid there right after area 51. plus, we have our new alien technology!
-happy end: kids are free, the government totally destroyed, aliens are free, we made history, butt clappers are happy, naruto runners and weebs are finally honoured, and for once, earth is in peace.
-reminder that do not try to kill guards on purpose, they have lives and families, too. just don’t kill any guards even though they are trying to kill us. maybe kidnap them but don’t hurt them, they are just doing their job.
-also anyone who raids will be a criminal from now on, damn that’s hard to take. if you kill a guard that’s even worse. prepare for the trauma and the consequences of raiding area 51.
thank yall for coming to my ted talk
I just want the emerald armour
spiderman hours #1
Is it just me that thinks that spiderman would be good at crochet or knitting???
Have you seen his webbing skills.
ESPECIALLY ON A LARGE SCALE.
peter parker gets the world record for knitting the biggest scarf
and then it would be a trend
therefore peter parker could be a fashion icon.
I mean he kinda already is but?
I NEED MORE
different coloured webbing I think so
I'm gonna try to think of spiderman related things till the end of the month WITHOUT SPOILERS. after that big fun time :)
lesbian & bi girl style is like:
denim on denim
tank top. shorts. sandals. done.
the most wildly extravagant shit u can think of, but dug out of a bargain bin
intentionally clashing patterns
goth but sort of lazy about it
barbecue dad but make it slutty
do awesome beanies come into this?
fyi
the j no longer stands for July this month but JAKE GYLLENHAAL.
Julius Caeser whO???
just look at these cuties
spiderman
I swear when I talked to my friend about spiderman: far from home we didn't even use words we were like "cakndvajlbfqco jqscbjoe" and I completely understood. is this normal??
seems like my school is tryna kill me with hayfever :(. Am I surprised. nope
y’all barbie movies are so good
Barbie and The 12 Dancing Princesses is my fucking shit
I 10/10 adored that movie and fueled my longing for being a princess and a ballerina
That movie is so so good. So underrated. It’s in my top 3.
I LOVE Princess Charm School and the Mermaid Tale ones. (And princess and the pauper. I just watched that one again today and now I’m watching mermaid tale 2.)
the one with the pegusai?
MAGIC OF THE PEGASUS
the ship and story is too good
thats the one where barbie likes to skate, right?
Yes!! With the baby polar bear! Shiver!!!
Barbie gave me hopes and dreams about being an Olympic ice dancer, a famous ballerina, and just a florist.
BARBIE GAVE ME THE CHANCE TO FIND MY PASSIONS
Mom: why are you going through the DVDs?
Calel: I’m just checking to see if we have a certain movie, I kinda want to watch it
Mom: oh, okay… Which movie??
Calel: (very long pause) barbie: magic of pegasus
Mom: I swear you’re a child
LITERALLY ME RN I FOUND I OWN 22 PHSYICAL AND A FEW DIGITAL
We have 8 maybe 10, but I don’t have the rest because I was “too old” and my parents refused to buy them
Hey 10/36 is good!! Plus there’s a bunch on streaming services so that counts too
There is a ton of them on Netflix and I am the only one who will watch them all in 2 days
I’ve gone on a long binge on the ones on Netflix. Surprisingly, Video Game Hero was actually really good.
Popstar and the Princess slaps so fucking hard
I do love that one as well. And in To Be A Princess / To Be A Popstar they sampled from To Be A Princess from PRINCESS AND THE PAUPER!!! Man, I freaked when I found that out. A bunch of people don’t like that they re made it but it’s really actually good ofnsiwnsne
okay I…
I don’t care for the Barbie movies all that much (I greatly prefer action movies or novel-based movies bc hELL YEAH)
But it’s weirdly great to see all of these people coming together to agree and also share how many movies of the Barbie franchise they own.
10/10 Good Post @that-sokovian-bastard and @i-am-not-the-real-alice (it’s not letting me tag you.. hng.)
Everyone’s got their tastes so I feel ya!
But I know right!! Some of my irl friends think it’s so weird how much I love these movies it’s so nice to see some people agreeing with me and discussing it :D
Not gonna lie, this post made me really happy and nostalgic, and I’m totally going to find all of the ones I own and binge them. But I’m a little disappointed no one has mentioned the three musketeers one because that one was the shit when I was like five. Like three musketeers, swan lake, and the Pegasus one are the holy trinity of the Barbie movies.
Barbie and the three musketeers is TOP TIER!! no matter what they get told, they still work to become musketeers and save the prince. Such a girl power movie and one that is so awesome
OKAY LOOK IVE ONLY SEEN THE AD FOR THAT ONE BUT I DO LOVE IT
have ya’ll seen the one with the 12 princesses? when i was little i wanted to be named lacy because of the youngest in that one lol (named one of my 5 yr old ocs lacy recently after it)
LITERALLY WATCHING THE 12 DANCING PRINCESSES R I G H T N O W I love laceyyyyy
I’m just gonna leave this here. This is mine and my roommates Barbie shelf 😂💜
Dude I have a whole Barbie room. Like I have my own room for my dolls. I loved the Barbie movies I sadly stopped watching after they stopped making the fairytale ones.
Ahhh so jealous! That sounds so awesome.
The fairytale ones are the good classics. I really recommend checking out some of the more recents ones, too, if you’re interested! Princess Charm School is one of my all time favorites (it’s on Netflix!) along with Fashion Fairytale and the Mermiaid Tale series!
I have those. I think stopped at Barbie and the Secret Door, which I don’t have but need.
I have pictures of my room on my blog. You’ll have to search checking the archive for last week or the week before should show them too.
Ah! By fairytale ones I thought you meant like swan lake and raps haha. Secret Door was pretty good. I haven’t seen much after that, but I’m working through them as a bunch of them are on Netflix and Hulu.
Video Game Hero is awesome (idk if that came out before or after Secret Door) but I know a lot changed once they introduced Dream House Adventures and now it’s like the Barbie universe has started over xD
I’ll have to check out the room once I get a chance to look at the archive on the computer!
Yeah everything up to 2015 I have seen. Video game hero is after that. So i haven’t seen any of the movies from the last three years. I love dream house adventures.
Ah okay, I couldn’t remember when it came out. It’s probably my favorite newer one tbh. But Dream House Adventuers is so cute and my go to chill show!
DID EVERYONE JUST FORGET BARBIE AND THE NUTCRACKER??? THIS WAS THE BEST
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
HI TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY :D WISH ME A GOOD DAY. shameless self promotions also cos I have the same bday as Donald trump 😬😬🤪 and that is quite sad
so since Peter B. Parker, from into the spiderverse, is confirmed to be the peter from 616, and now that mcu is claiming that it is also 616… then…
these dumbasses are the same person
the irony
Thanos is obviously trying to tell us that we're stubborn hoes and need to change otherwise we're actually gonna die!!!!