This will go Swimmingly @michaelgfuckfford - Tumblr Blog

You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.

In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.

michaelgfuckfford

imagine student teacher!Ashton helping your little girl after class and as you come in to pick her up you see how well she’s working with him and how he seems to enjoy her and you can’t help but smile and watch as Ashton encourages your little girl on and when she notices you her eyes light up as she runs at you and gives you a hug saying how Mr. Irwin could be a great dad and you blush at the words know she probably told Ashton about how she doesn’t have a dad but you try to shrug it off as Ashton cleans off the space with a smile. And as your about to leave your little girl runs and gives Ashton a hug, taking him by surprise but he hugs her back tightly and as you mumble a quick sorry he says “This could become a regular thing where you don’t have to be sorry when she hugs me” and you’re sorta taken aback because 1. Ashton isn’t unattractive and you wouldn’t be apposed to a date and 2. you were just confused in general but before you leave officially he hands you a note asking you on a nice date at a restaurant and when you tell your little girl she can’t help but scream about how you’re going to be the new Mrs. Irwin

shit I haven't been on tumblr in a while

#hello there #I'm back #sup ik I wasn't missed

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A dog’s clever solution

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This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

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I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

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oh my god

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This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

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Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

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Won’t chance it.

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Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

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Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

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Do the thing pls

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im screaming it worked lmfao

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Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

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Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

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Fuck it, I need the money 😂

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Since god didn’t put that 300 grand in my account let’s try one of these…. Also God is a faggot and a chaser that was why I was exposing him on

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Again for good measure

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People in the notes are upset about “humanizing GWB” lmao

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Important to note that he’s painting a series of portraits of veterans who were injured carrying out his orders in Iraq and Afghanistan as part of an art therapy program.

daminwayne

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

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reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

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MAY YOU MEET YOUR FAV IN 2017

Didn’t happen in 2016? 2017 is your year.

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*frantically hits the reblog button*

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the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

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*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave* U got kik?

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Ｓｈｉｎｅ　Ａ　ＣＡＲ💧🚗

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He’s huge….

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That’s Deep Blue, they think she’s the biggest white shark ever filmed

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Of course it’s a girl. She’s beautiful and I’ll keep my hands inside the cage at all times

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I…I love her.

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My daughter is beautiful and strong.

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her dorsal fin is longer than a full grown adult but I in all my 5'2" glory still wants to protect her

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I am, I believe, the reasonable amount of scared of sharks that a smart soft mammal should be, but I definitely just said “whos a big pretty girl” at the screen. Thank you, tumblr, for reminding me that things I’m afraid of are beautiful too.

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So I got curious and look this giant up and found this picture of the diver high fiving her as she passed. According to the article, not only is Deep Blue big but in the picture she’s super pregnant too.