Fuck.

Random shit that I find Important about my worthless life.

[animepenguin-deactivated2026012]

Savage

[samichboi]

I just witnessed a murder

[tunafax]

[cybergata]

matatabi_neko_house🌞Nuts’s baby&Gumi’s baby

[michaelhanyu]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[weemstar]

Reblogging for the matterhorn

[animal-factbook]

Some Fennec foxes possess specific genes that allow it to be domesticated. Scientists from the Friendly Animal Association have been engaged in a decade long project to artificially preserve these genes and breed more animals capable of befriending humans. The Fennec fox is just the latest animal to be domesticated by the group.  

[veryfunnymemes]

[brussel-pouts]

I want to die

[sfdgsdfgsdfg-blog]

Liars are the fucking worst

[michaelhanyu]

Dont you wish they would... give it a rest?

[itsjustpaul-deactivated20160224]

[onlyblackgirl]

I need to go to a Biden cookout.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

LMAO THE HELL JOE

[ask-coronaplease]

how long is your boyfriends penis?(just curious)

I’m not sharing if that’s what you’re askiing… ;)

[michaelhanyu]

not INCHrested in sharing.

[gourgeist]

Merry Christmas by melange_kayako

[sandandglass]

The Late Show, November 11, 2015

[sandandglass]

James Bond tries to rent a car

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

This is what propaganda looks like.

Just so everyone knows, CNN this morning DELETED their post-debate poll that showed Bernie Sanders winning the debates (81% in support of Sanders to Clinton’s 14%). Afterwards, it posted a series of articles stating that Clinton clearly won the debate and that framed Sanders as “just appealing to Sanders fans”. CNN is in no way a legitimate news outlet, it is as much propaganda as Fox News. Be aware of this fact and stay woke.

[sexb0b-omb-deactivated20210420]

Spread this guysss

[michaelhanyu]

(via https://soundcloud.com/spinninrecords/ephwurd-duckface-ft-dkay-original-mix?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=tumblr)

[michaelhanyu]

(via https://soundcloud.com/dillonfrancis/madeon-imperium-dillon-francis-remix?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=tumblr)