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while this is my primary blog (which means I can't delete it without deleting my other blogs), it is no longer in use. go to @avatraang to interact with me!

[michellejjones]

can you give me a list of links to the best fremione fanfiction?

Hi! sorry it’s taken me forever to get around to this account. I am in the middle of deactivating it, but I’m happy to answer your question before I go away for good. For an easy answer, go to ao3 and look up my user, @avatraang. go to my bookmarks tab and filter it to the Fred and Hermione relationship. from there you’ll see every story I ever deemed worthy of a bookmark... there are about 35! I hope this helps! :)

[bughead]

he’s not perfect, but i love him.

[chambersdiane]

Sir that’s penelope’s emotional support schneider

[sideraclara]

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

“GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY.”

[thatcouldhavegoneworse-moved]

“Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy.”

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

I FUKCGIN PISSED MYSELF

[drarrycontrary-blog]

Oh God…and Harry flirting shamelessly with Fred and George and them flirting back just to piss Ron off…..I need it

[drarry-queen]

Ron wakes up to harry wearing a different Weasleys sweater every morning

[michellejjones]

“because i love you not just for who you are but for who i am when i’m with you. honestly, that’s what i think makes it real love. when i’m better because you’re here.”

j. rey [1am letters to my soul mate]

[velociraptor]

My best friend and i are gonna watch the meteor shower on dec 22 together i’m. Vibrating at high frequencies. Much excite

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

[alwaysabeautifullife]

So I’ve been ruining my kids lives by saying “weird flex but ok” to everything and when I do it they scream no and tell me they’re running away and I made this lovely photo lemme get it

[alwaysabeautifullife]

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Ok so I need some help coming up with the absolute worst “to flex on” live memes ever to pretend I’m an even more really lame parent. they don’t have to make sense but they need to be absolutely awful yet believable enough that it isn’t obvious I’m intentionally trying to be more lame

Here’s the ones I came up with so far

“You ever just eat a well balanced diet and exercise daily to flex on heart disease?”

“You ever just boil chilies to flex on your eyes?”

“You ever just be cool to flex on your kids?”

“You ever just use sanitizer to flex on 99.9% of all bacteria and viruses?”

“You ever just turn all the lights and up the heater to flex on Dad?”

Catholic edition:

“You ever just like receive the sacraments frequently to flex on Satan?”

“You ever just like love your Mom to flex on Protestants?”

[alwaysabeautifullife]

So I executed the first one in the kitchen then I dabbed and my son didn’t say anything he just set down his pomegranate and walked out the front door with no shoes on and now he’s walking down the street

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Ok so I walked down the block and I found him

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Update

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

Your son is named Egg.

[hamburgeroisie]

Every part of this is hilarious

[lhommetimide]

When you start dating somebody and they make a post sayin “Physical attractiveness is not important to me. Its whats inside that counts “

[1970sdeaky]

“rock legend and astrophysicist” is inarguably the most powerful title one can have. the big dick energy is thru the fucking roof

[hoodrichjay]

Very private people have mastered the art of telling you little about themselves but doing it in such a way you think you know a lot

[beefmasters-deactivated20180810]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

if you saw the alphabet: you’re straight

if you saw a keysmash: you’re gay

[good-am]

H ol yy ff fu ck

[helloprincey-blog]

[yocalio]

“female-presenting nipples”

[slowspinningredemption]

the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed

[cadaverkeys]

One of the scariest things that happens on this website is that homestuck just goes trending every now and then for literally no reason at all.

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

[canarhys]

the nine as shit that my friends and i have said

percy:

“hey so like what if humans are just the gods’ discarded toenails?”

annabeth:

“i feel like my iq dropped 90% since i came to this fucking school.”

jason:

“i love my absolute unit.”

piper:

“you’re a lesbian; fix my bra strap.”

leo:

“if i drink a gallon of soda and then drink a gallon of water, it would automatically cancel out the sugar.”

hazel:

”ya’ll ever just disintegrate at 3 a.m. in the morning?”

frank:

“but my dick fell off!”

nico:

“everyone knows that heteros can’t make their own food.”

reyna:

“tell jason i can’t reply cus he’s a cindy boo whore.”