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[mickeydavies]

deanwinchestrr -> mischiefnightdean -> mickeydavies

[homoangel]

another amazing ketch moment

[mrcowboydeanwinchester]

jo is the only character on supernatural who reacts to dean appropriately. she spends the whole time she knows him just going i want to kiss him i want to be his therapist i want him to be my father i want to kill him i want him to be my big brother i want to wear his jacket i want to marry him i want to skewer him on a kebab stick. basic deangirl

[knifegirl27]

supernatural was so crazy why did they have multiple episodes where they were like everyone who’s a fan of supernatural is a fucking loser weirdo and nobody likes them what fucking freaks lol!! i mean they were right but why did they say that

[lampgate]

i think i hauve destiel

[lampgate]

forever

[jurisffiction]

supernatural is like really good i don't regret any one second of my life

[librarycard]

dean stopped sleeping with women

[antigonies]

No offence but without tenderness we are in hell

[chapeldean]

if SAM said “you know what blow me cas” i think dean would whirl around so quickly and go hey.

[chapeldean]

similarly; if it was sam who said “you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch” i think dean would get really pissy about it

[chapeldean]

@caskarass

[castiels-pussy]

feeling the urge to destiel post. checks the date. oh ok

[sheepstiel]

therapist: okay now, i'm gonna say some random words. just react naturally. market research. rogue translator. onion field. thank you video. the tapes. sexy silence. quote of the day.

destiel client: *eye twitching violently*.. ooooohh oooohh ooooohh Oooohhh oooooohh oooooh i am not the only traveller

[pregstiel]

can't believe cas was 6 billion years old in lazarus rising. he should've been at the club

[cowboycunt]

i started watching supernatural before i developed critical thinking skills and that’s why i’m like this

[seragamble]

In all seriousness it is high-key fucked up how many people had to have seen Dean’s Asian fetishism as just a “haha what a guy,” thing, and not a deeply horrifying trait for a story’s hero to have.

Multiple people chose to write those jokes, sign off on those jokes, and not step in and stop those jokes.

[castielsparkle]

dean isnt the dad that stepped up hes the worlds first deadbeat dad who literallyyy wasnt even the kids dad in the first place and yet he,

[castielsparkle]

Dean Winchester first male to experience Postpartum depression

[castielsparkle]

@thethief1996 Literally. He didnt even give birth either. Not even once

[yippeekiyayay]

Sometimes I sound like a youth pastor talking about supernatural to my friends. Oh you like tentacle porn. You know who else liked tentacle porn? That's right, Dean Winchester. In fact in S13 E19 it is mentioned that he owns a VHS tape of tentacle hentai. Did you know he died and came back to life? Isn't that "cool"? I know it may seem challenging to watch 15 seasons but if you open episodewoaaahhhh 🌊🤸‍♂️ bzzzzt⚡ aoslfjskgjejgkfkkfjf djfifjwdjfk djgjejeifjrjekri rjrjtiejvigrkdkbkekxk *dies by slipping and falling in a puddle and getting electrocuted by the taser i was holding*

[t4tharuspex]