when it all blows up the sun will still be shining

Will | any pronouns | I will subject other people to my interests

[youcouldvebeentheone]

one of the first hockey edits i ever made was one of her and sid about their international play experience to good riddance (time of your life) and the only other times i have edited her is when i have edited her with stace. ohhhhhhh we do not give her enough credit in this country. her impact on both the international level as well as in the pwhl/cwhl/phf etc will never be felt again. i fear we are slightly soft launching her r*t*r*ment with this surgery and very few things will hurt as much as the day there is no marie-philip poulin playing professional hockey anymore.

[podcastwizard]

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[ceruinus]

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

[sunshinefleury]

{+} NICK SUZUKI

source

[liarsblade]

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

[dcmonblood]

SUPERNATURAL (2005-2020) S04E16 ❃ On the Head of a Pin

[etheltempest]

they are trying to cancel hank green for saying what ALL hockey fans have been thinking

[kolurize]

[rythyme]

obviously this is all in good fun and there are tons of differences between these sports aside from the size of the playing area, goal, and ball/puck — however.

in football / soccer, the area between the goal posts and crossbar is 0.25% the area of the soccer pitch.

in ice hockey, the area between the posts and crossbar is only 0.14% the area of the ice rink.

so, for ice hockey, the goal is actually smaller relative to the size of the play area

"but wait! hockey pucks and footballs aren't the same size!"

if you took a slice of a FIFA regulation football, the area is 0.22% of the goal area

if you did the same to an NHL puck, the area is between 0.09% and 0.20% of the goal area, depending on the angle of the puck

so assuming that it's easier to get a smaller object in the goal than a bigger object, hockey is the "easier" sport to score in this time.

"but what about the goalie??? they're the same size!"

true! in football, a MUCH larger portion of the net is left uncovered than in ice hockey. so that does seem a bit easier.

anyway, I'd love to see a hockey game played on a rink the size of a football pitch, or a football match played on an ice rink with puck-sized balls. i'm sure we could invent some really fun and fucked up sports if we tried hard enough.

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[anthraxofeffervescence]

Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks

[bloodyraven1001]

There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.

[ariaste]

And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona

[horizon-penblade]

We can't use aircraft because the fbi has access to all the flight data how many times do we need to go over this

[narrenstrich]

[knucklecurve]

me when i fucking PUSH you

[helvyeah1]

bring your kid to work day

[deqncas]

the mutuals and i

[khmelisuneliart]

all that remains

[lovelandfrogmansupporter]

I will never forgive Project Hail Mary for indoctrinating me into the cult of finding Ryan Gosling attractive. All my life I heard the word of how hot and desirable Ryan Gosling is. All my life I didn’t see it, denied it. All my life I had the assurance I was not prey to mass delusion. There just, wasn’t anything remarkable there. And then they just fucking throw some glasses and cardigans on this man and make him sad and cowardly and I fold. All I think about now is Ryan Gosling bouncing and crying on it. It being? Whatever have you. A rock dildo. Markiplier. Any penile like object this pathetic little man is in the vicinity of. I should be killed.

[rainstormyday]

[thefriendlypigeon]

I didn't even waste a single brain cell for this man before Project Hail Mary and now I ship him with himself.

[leonardcohenofficial]

the way we actually watch the doctor fall for martha in real time don't get me fucking started