Somewhere on Gallifrey

[tamootto]

tumblr mobile glitched this is the only post that will show

[wet-monsoon]

this is the only post you need to see

[ihamtmus]

There are three types of people:

Extrovert

Introvert

Javert

[pilferingapples]

Extrovert: gets their energy from time spent with others Introvert: gets their energy from time spent alone Javert: gets their energy from THE LAW 

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Seeing this gif makes me so angry because why the fuck would you Photoshop Harrison Ford’s face on Harrison Ford?????

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video:  Buffet Etiquette

[mickeythetindog]

mom’s spaghetthi

[dennys]

the moment you realize your friend is a total pothead

[thecommonchick]

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A POTATO

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it’s not it’s a dragon egg

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

y'all are so bad at cooking you open the gates of hell baking a fucking potato

[actualdogvines]

“Who’s your best friend?”

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[thethemefrom90210-deactivated20]

can you imagine being this aggressively ugly

[trapcard]

my thing is deadpool has literally always been sexually fluid so like i don’t understand why people are just NOW getting mad lmfao.

[the-fandom-feminist-deactivated]

The Homosexuals™

[rainfelt]

Deadpool, to Thor: “I really find you very attractive did I say that out loud OH THANK GOD A DISTRACTION”

This is one of the tamer examples, and is not how you “compliment” guys unless you would like to be dating them.

Also the writers said “omnisexual” like four years ago, but this dude didn’t freak out then because he’s a fake geek boy.

[misandry-mermaid]

Straight man: *sees a gay* Straight man: What is this anti-heterosexual propaganda?!

[crooked-antler-man]

Have these assholes ever even picked up a Deadpool comic?!

[mcgarrygirl78]

Apparently not.

[dailyghibli]

[outquisitor]

[samwsie]

“War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.”

[silosenovengo]

And then Legolas jumped on his shield like a skateboard and totally rode it down the stairs. And he started shooting arrows like a motherfucker and was really cool.

J.R.R. Tolkien, somewhere in The Two Towers.

My favourite part of the books.

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This is definitely my favorite one. 

[itsoktobetakei]

oh this is wonderful

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Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned

[uisce-portaigh]

Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets

[qui-ne-tente-rien-n-a-rien]

Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban

[vaguelyprolific]

Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire

[edgebug]

Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20

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Harry Potter and the half-baked prince

[estrogenpatchnotes]

Harry Potter and the Dank Hallows

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[mickeythetindog]

*me petting my cat*

CAT: This is the happiest I will ever be

*a door opens*

CAT: Now is my chance to flee this prison and never return

[heckifiknowcomics]

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me probably