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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

creamypancakebatter

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

breelandwalker

somewhere-in-the-rain

dirtshrines

fleegle

dirtshrines

cabezadealteza

they are in love

dirtshrines

They are in love!

personalfandompastastrainer

THE AVENGER'S NICKNAMES FOR VOICE ACTIVATION ON THE QUINJET:

NATASHA:

Natasha Romanoff.

Denied.

Black Widow.

Denied.

*sigh* Natalie Rushman.

Welcome, Scariest Avenger.

CLINT:

Clint Barton.

Denied.

Hawkeye.

Denied.

I hate you, Stark. Okay, fine. Legolas.

Welcome, Pointy Avenger.

STEVE:

Steve Rodgers.

Denied.

Captain America.

Denied.

Ugh, I'll get you for this, Stark.

America's Ass.

Welcome, Skin Tight Suit Avenger.

THOR:

Thor.

Denied.

Thor Odinson.

Denied.

*sigh* What did he call me the other day? Oh, yeah. Point Break.

Welcome, Mean Swing.

BRUCE:

Bruce Banner.

Denied.

The Hulk.

Denied.

Ugh, what could it- oh no.

Veronica's Dad.

Welcome, Greenest Avenger.

PETER:

Peter Parker.

Denied.

Spiderman.

Denied.

Oh. Uh, Tony's Son?

Welcome, Web Slinger.

*smiles*

SAM:

Sam.

Denied.

Sam Wilson.

Denied.

*sigh* I'm gonna kill him. Big Bird.

Welcome, Sesame Street Avenger.

BUCKY:

James Barnes.

Denied.

Bucky.

Denied.

The Winter Soldier.

Denied.

I'm not saying it.

I'm afraid you must, sir.

*sigh of annoyance* Fridge Magnet.

Welcome, Steve's Sidekick.

like/repost for a part two, if interested! :)

courtofmaasdestruction

cassian making his crush a playlist as a solstice present 🥰✨💞

unhealthyfanobsession

TSA Agent: I’m sorry you can’t bring pets on a plane.

Gwyn: ....

Emerie: ...

Nesta: it’s ok this is our emotional support miniature Pegasus.

toorustoes

reactions to you asking them to hit your ass like they hit a volley ball -> oikawa, ushijima, bokuto, akaashi, terushima, osamu

warnings: kinda nsfw? implied smut?

hawberries

I LIKE SHINY THINGS BUT I’D MARRY YOU WITH PAPER RINGS

[image is a drawing of iwaizumi and oikawa in their aoba josai school uniforms; iwaizumi has hoisted oikawa up in a princess carry, and they are leaning their heads together with matching helplessly delighted grins. little cartoon lovehearts are flying out of their heads.]