Haikyuu Characters as Things My Best Friends have Texted Me
Hinata: GET YOUR MUFFINS TOGETHER!
Oikawa: why would someone trick me like that on such a personal topic
Tanaka: did you see that guy jump crotch first into the other guy's face?!
Akaashi: i fell asleep on my phone and i accidentally downloaded 9 episodes of gossip girl
Yahaba: unrelated but I'm WHEEZING
Hanamaki: I SHIP THE FUCK OUT OF THEM, I want more information about this relationship
Suga, to Oikawa, about Iwaizumi: If you guys date I’m legit only gonna address him as milkshake hips boi
Kageyama, to Hinata: if you're asleep OK if you're in the shower OK but if you're just ignoring me and call me back because I have no fucking idea how to calculate the percentage of oxygen for each of my trials so oh wait never mind hold on it says it gives directions divide height of water by height of test tube never mind have a good life
Matsukawa: guys i just passed a place called mémé
Kenma, about Kuroo: I don't know what to do about him, he asked me if I could take him to my house tomorrow and stay until like four but I kinda just want to be alone watching riverdale in the dark for the afternoon
Asahi: I don't want to turn off the light but I can't go to sleep unless I turn off the light
Terushima: BITCH THAT LIL BOI WAS STUFFED WITH COTTON WHAT THE FUCK
Noya: IM FFFFFFRICKEN RATTLED
Yachi: they’re everywhere girl i’m loving it clap mcdonald’s
Bokuto: IM CRYING IN THE CLUB RIGHT NOW
Shirabu, about being salty: it’s like drugs i’m addicted to it it’s all i think about
Yamaguchi: its simple; parents just raise your sons to be gay
Tsukishima: i’m so cool, and not mentally stable
Tendou: comfy hump day wednesday
it’s comfy cuz of joggers
it’s hump day cuz wednesday
and wednesday cuz it’s wednesday
Lev, to Yaku: the facetime failed and i was repeating your name so i thought you died
Ennoshita, to Tanaka: why are you frustrating
Kuroo, to Kenma: get some sleep, you had to much social time
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