Hinata: Ayo what's it called when you're bisexual but like... for your hands?
Kageyama: Ambidextrous?
Hinata: Yeah, that's it!
Suga, who has no idea what just happened: *visible fear*
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@haikyuu-incorrectly
Hinata: Ayo what's it called when you're bisexual but like... for your hands?
Kageyama: Ambidextrous?
Hinata: Yeah, that's it!
Suga, who has no idea what just happened: *visible fear*
Suga: All my sons' snacks are organic!
Oikawa: Cool, my kids eat potatoes off the ground.
Oikawa: Hey, can you pass the salt?
Iwaizumi: And can you be a good captain?
Oikawa, sniffling: ...too much salt
Oikawa: When I've graduated, you will be in charge, Yahaba!
Yahaba: Yes!
Iwaizumi, whispering: Watari, you are secretly in charge.
Watari: Obviously.
Hinata: *taps table*
Kageyama: *taps table back*
Yachi: What the hell are they doing?
Yamaguchi: No idea
Tsukishima: Morse code, obviously.
Kageyama: *taps table more aggressively*
Hinata, standing up from his seat: YOU BITCH! TAKE THAT BACK
Iwaizumi: Why would you give a knife to a child?!
Hanamaki, shrugging: Kindaichi felt unsafe.
Iwaizumi: Now I feel unsafe!
Hanamaki: I'm sorry...
Hanamaki: Would you like a knife?
Suga: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains...
Suga: A ray of hope for my children
Haikyuu Characters as MCYT Quotes
Oikawa, to any and all of his fangirls: Oh no, don't cry, you're so sexy haha
Sugawara: I want you to do whatever you're heart says you should.
Hinata, to Suga: Mom, Kageyama keeps hitting me, can you tell him to stop?
Terushima: I am CuteEboy999, and I need to find an E-girl.
Hanamaki: Do you know how funny it would be if someone died?
Tanaka: Hey mamas
Tsukishima: Did I stutter, stupid bitch?
Yaku: LANGUAGE YOU MUFFINHEADS
Kuroo, while Kenma is gaming: He's cute, I don't think he can hear me - isn't he cute guys?!
Nishinoya: I'm not simping, I'm a boy!
Yamaguchi: The message here is fuck gender roles, dude.
Lev: Why sad? Happy! :D
Bokuto: BEES?! OH MY GOD I LOVE BEES!
Oikawa: USHIWAKA YOU'RE A BITCH AND YOU'RE UGLY!
Hinata: She was screaming - /bad/ screams.
Kageyama: What's a good scream?
Hinata: Noya said tha-
Noya, as Suga narrows his eyes: DOESN'T MATTER
Oikawa: What do you even get out of being the team mom? Like are there any benefits?
Sugawara: A sense of fulfillment... in your soul.
Oikawa: Gross. That is the grossest sentence I've ever heard, okay?
Ushijima: Attention, everyone! I can hear you all speculating on the nature and origin of my injury; I tripped over an un-even sidewalk. I did not think it was relevant to your lives.
Ushijima, aside to Oikawa: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Oikawa: Yes!
Ushijima: I was hula-hooping. Tendou and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Oikawa, in shock: O-oh my god.
Ushijima, showing pictures on his phone: Furthermore, I have mastered all of the moves: the Pizza Toss, the Tornado, the Scorpion, the Oopsie-Doodle-
Oikawa: Why are you telling me this?
Ushijima: Because no one will ever believe you.
Haikyuu Characters as Things My Best Friends have Texted Me
Hinata: GET YOUR MUFFINS TOGETHER!
Oikawa: why would someone trick me like that on such a personal topic
Tanaka: did you see that guy jump crotch first into the other guy's face?!
Akaashi: i fell asleep on my phone and i accidentally downloaded 9 episodes of gossip girl
Yahaba: unrelated but I'm WHEEZING
Hanamaki: I SHIP THE FUCK OUT OF THEM, I want more information about this relationship
Suga, to Oikawa, about Iwaizumi: If you guys date I’m legit only gonna address him as milkshake hips boi
Kageyama, to Hinata: if you're asleep OK if you're in the shower OK but if you're just ignoring me and call me back because I have no fucking idea how to calculate the percentage of oxygen for each of my trials so oh wait never mind hold on it says it gives directions divide height of water by height of test tube never mind have a good life
Matsukawa: guys i just passed a place called mémé
Kenma, about Kuroo: I don't know what to do about him, he asked me if I could take him to my house tomorrow and stay until like four but I kinda just want to be alone watching riverdale in the dark for the afternoon
Asahi: I don't want to turn off the light but I can't go to sleep unless I turn off the light
Terushima: BITCH THAT LIL BOI WAS STUFFED WITH COTTON WHAT THE FUCK
Noya: IM FFFFFFRICKEN RATTLED
Yachi: they’re everywhere girl i’m loving it clap mcdonald’s
Bokuto: IM CRYING IN THE CLUB RIGHT NOW
Shirabu, about being salty: it’s like drugs i’m addicted to it it’s all i think about
Yamaguchi: its simple; parents just raise your sons to be gay
Tsukishima: i’m so cool, and not mentally stable
Tendou: comfy hump day wednesday
it’s comfy cuz of joggers
it’s hump day cuz wednesday
and wednesday cuz it’s wednesday
Lev, to Yaku: the facetime failed and i was repeating your name so i thought you died
Ennoshita, to Tanaka: why are you frustrating
Kuroo, to Kenma: get some sleep, you had to much social time
"A lot of people are stupid and still lead full, productive lives."
- Suga to Hinata (probably)
Oikawa, internally, after embarrassing himself infront of Iwaizumi: I'm so fucking stupid
Haikyuu Characters as BTS Quotes
Oikawa: Win. Lose. I don't care because at the end of the day I still have this face, so who's the real winner here?
Suga, at Daichi: Stop playing hard to get before I kick you in the butt!
Hinata: I didn't know fire could be that hot!
Kuroo, looking in a mirror: Who's this good looking guy?
Kenma: I've slept about 20 hours straight.
Tsukishima: See that door? It's wide open for you to leave.
Haikyuu Characters as Texts from My Friends
Hinata: i'm drinking sparkling water and i'm almost drowned
Sugawara: luv it, replay it, seen it, luv it again
Yachi: but i'm at target and this person that works there asked some dude if he was looking for anything and the dude said a wife, i can relate
Nishinoya: have fun but buy me candy
Kuroo: he's a flaming sonofagoat!
Hanamaki: bgfgfhhffghfghcghghjhgggghgghhhhghhhjc.frecgggggvhb. bye.
Yamaguchi: pretty sure no one likes me there, system failure
Tsukishima: my autobiography, "The Price of Salt"
Oikawa: you ignorant swine of the earth!
Future Captains Club
Ennoshita: A club needs regulations, by laws. You guys got any rules?
Shirabu: Yes, no first-years.
Yahaba: And everybody has to be under seventeen, so no old guys.
Shirabu: And they have to have a love of correct grammar.
Yahaba: And that's the best rule you could think of?
Shirabu: I think you mean 'that's the best rule of which you could think'.
Yahaba: I'm not being in a club with this.
Shirabu: Fine, we don't need you and your misplaced prepositions.