Samantha

Samantha, 17. Rooster Teeth and Panic! At The Disco have taken over my life. I'm sad a lot.

[woke-butt-deactivated20181011]

[pokephotographr]

I laughed at this too much

[blackandcurvy]

[mythomagicannabeth]

lin-manuel miranda show lines that i relate to

“i never win shit”

“hey guys it’s me, the biggest disappointment you know”

“SIDDOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER”

“hamilton sit down”

“i can never be satisfied”

“a mess she looked pathetic”

“ive never seen this much money in my life”

“i disagree”

“actually, it said us navy”

“talk less” “im sorry what” “shut up, go home and pull your damn pants up”

[normalwizard]

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

[normalwizard]

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

[normalwizard]

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

[owlgams]

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

[lioness--hart]

Depression: No do thing. Tired.

Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.

Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

[lioness--hart]

Insomnia: You Are Awake.

Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.

Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

[buggyeyes]

[alisonzai]

[floppydopp]

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

[twennywan]

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

[writing-prompt-s]

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

[triangleman]

… you’re walking down the aisle. It’s dark outside the chapel and your phone is dead. As you approach the altar, you see him- Shia LaBeouf.

[strikersindanger]

WAIT! He isn’t wed, SHIA SURPRISE! There’s a ring in his hand and love in his eyes!

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

HUSBAND MA-TERIAL SHIA LABOEUF

[toots-toots]

Some of you are waiting until you’re skinny to live your best life and I need you to STOP!

[srpepe]

drag me sis

[forgottenghosty]

Remember Rooster Teeth’s very own Blaine Gibson proposing to the Disney Princesses of Walt Disney World?

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He’s at it again, but this time he brought friends:

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[micool-and-gavy]

Hey it's been a while

Hey lovely people! I know it's been an insanely long amount of time since you've seen me on your dash and IM SO SORRY!! The only access I have to this account is on my iPad which I have recently brought back to life, therefore I am also resurrected! If you wanted to see what I've been up to at all, I would love if you could check out my YouTube channel if it isn't too much of a bother. I recently went to London and vlogged about it. Here's the link: https://youtu.be/aERYMhqiXCM If you feel like checking it out, I'd be super appreciative! If not, that's cool too! I'm looking to rekindle some tumblr friendships so honestly feel free to drop anything in my dash! I'm back baby

[yaboydeactivating-deactivated20]

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

[another-nonsense-deactivated201]

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

[lasombritas]

oh

[impulsemuppet]

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

[fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat-de]

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

[micool-and-gavy]

Check out my new video on YouTube! I talk about how much I love Pokémon Go & other things regarding this lovely app! Check it out and feel free to give me feedback, be it on editing, filming, or anything! Thanks!

[lorelaisrory]

i got kissed. and i shoplifted.

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[milf4milfreal]

you can’t tell me this hasn’t happened at least once

[unclefather]