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@micrity
I swear if anyone finds this account, please ignore this weird girl talking to herself..
And yes I do talk to m y s e l f š„
Morty is so dumb that...
1. He regularly disarms Rick's neutrino bombs. The first time he did it it was completely on the fly, no prior experience. Yet, he did it.
2. He has a knack for learning alien languages... as for the tree people in the battery dimension, it was obviously done without any sort of translator or support. (And he took over as their leader)
3. He's quick on his feet and can think his way out in a stressful situation, figuring out things that Rick can't and coming up with innovative solutions.
4. He figured out how to use a portal gun.
5. He can figure out how machines he's never seen nor used before work, and employ them successfully.
6. Beat Rick (smartest man in the universe?) in a board game.
7. Can manipulate said "smartest man in the universe", if he so chooses.
8. Became a successful stock broker. Out of the blue. Just did it.
9. Run. Whole. Freaking. Civilizations (and also toppled them as Marta)
10. Pitches good ideas that Rick typically ignores
11. When suddenly becomes motivated to try, he is good at math
12. His ideas were good enough that he would have gotten a deal for a movie production...!
13. His default intelligence is maxed out.
...At this point, it's only a matter of time before he starts making his own inventions, Eyepatch-Morty-style.
GUYS.
The only reason we've been thinking that Morty is stupid is that Rick has been calling him stupid repeatedly.
Sure, Morty does plenty of dumb stuff, but so does Rick. Rick has the emotional intelligence of a four year old and throws tantrums of cosmic proportions whenever slighted (vat of acid? submit to the selfie?), while often going ahead with complicated, innovative ideas... that in reality solve nothing and are a waste of time (Pickle Rick?? Leg Rick?? Cloning his own daughter? The dumb time-loop in his own dimension? Replacing himself with a robot? Creating a robot ghost to scary Mr Poopybutthole instead of just telling him to leave??) Not to mention his many incredibly lame jokes.
Everyone does dumb stuff occasionally!!! No one is an impeccable genius of non-stop moments of brightness!! (even Eyepatch Morty, the most cautious character, the character who has made basically NO MISTAKES up to now, sounds dumb a couple of times: "I'm gonna do the thing I wanna do, with the curve thing" and "My biggest fear is other people being afraid. Of fear. Itself." lol).
If Rick hadn't been calling Morty a freaking idiot with every breath available, we wouldn't be thinking "oh look haha the moron became a stock broker, what a joke, must be some sort of fluke"; we would be thinking "what an incredibly gifted kid".
We would attribute Morty's many mistakes to lack of experience, to lack of wisdom, to youth, to enthusiasm, to idealism, to teenager hormones, to acting hastily.
We would wish to see him eventually mature, apply his time and effort to worthwhile endeavors instead (mainly) of inane teenage stuff. We would wish to see him do well in school, we would wish to see him reach his full potential and succeed in great things.
Only Rick keeps pounding our heads with how stupid Morty is, and all of Morty's successes are never mentioned again, but getting lost to oblivion in comparison to Rick's (who has 60+ years more experience) genius.
WE VIEWERS ARE BEING UNWITTINGLY MANIPULATED THE EXACT SAME WAY MORTY IS.
I really wanned a fear hole lock screen, but it's never shown in a frame I had in mind, so I drew it the way I wanned. figured i'll post it, someone may want it as well.
god I love this episode
How i be reading smut wth a straight face in bed
today i have a study for you guys
Ohhhh no gang.....Captain found a new yellow baby buggy bumper to obsess overrrr....FUCKKK
the labyrinth of lies
Ava au where alan does not know where the sticks keep coming from (maybe he like blacks out or something idk).
victim appears on his pc. weird, strange and there's a big learning curve on both sides. there's now 1 stick in his pc. chosen appears on his pc. the amount doubled. there are now 2 sticks in his pc. then dark and orange appear. at the same time. the amount doubled, there are now 4 sticks in his pc. then RGBY appear. there are now 8 sticks in his pc.
alan lives in perpetual fear that any day now 8 more sticks will appear and that there will be 16 total.
big fan of this scene during the fake identity arc..
One more to add into my Priest Cale collection, this one is a commission though.
So like lowkey this is how the episode went
While Parrot teaches us to always strive to do the right thing, Spoke reminds us that even when we make mistakes we are never too far gone for redemption. When Flame bids us to dedicate our lives in the journey of honor, Wemmbu reminds us that company on the road is what makes the journey worth continuing.
Where Eggchan shows us that guiding someone away from violence can matter just as much as stopping it, Mapicc reminds us that helping someone face their wrongs doesnāt mean ignoring their darkness, but staying close enough to keep them from being consumed by it. When Lomedy teaches us that a harmless life with the ones you care for is the essence of true strength, Theobald shows us that a true friend will stand beside you not because youāre always right, but because youāre worth protecting anyway.
Mentally Iām still here (colours and designs not final)
(Sorry Theo you might look a lil bit chopped)
you do not know how DESPERATELY I need a fanfic of the uu!protags in highschool where they're just some guys that found solace in each other and have silly sleepovers where they all huddle under one blanket not because they have to hide or that it's cold but just for the sake of it, spoke dramatically reads out a y/n fanfic from wattpad and the only reason the other three are listening is because spoke is somehow making it funnier than it should be. they have crazy dnd sessions with parrot almost always as the dungeon master because he's the only one who can create a cohesive story. they have a meme image with a piece of a burning steak split in half to represent flame's onesided beef with wemmbu. one time they played a shooting game together and now joke about parrot really emphasising his white genes with his gun skills. they're all outcasts but that's okay because they have each other
taijoice and sharplow as those horrible overly filtered maplestory edits id see on deviantart all the time back in like the 2010s