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Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

punkitt-is-here

i like these two

ooppo

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

ooppo

not that i care

ooppo

volatilevale

how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you

bluerm

My lovely sweet daughter has another message to inform you🌸

charmers

zegalba

interiors in cutie magazine (2003)

what-even-is-thiss

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

enaismissing

Tarot activities

byjove

things not to say when someone tells you they’re having a baby, from a transgender autistic guy named Algernon who has experienced a lot of trial and error:

Why? I know this is the question you want to ask. You are not allowed to ask it. I’m not sure why it’s frowned upon but you can’t.

You should name it after me. Not funny. No one laughs. A selfish statement that takes the attention off the pregnant party and shifts it to you. This joke is a flop, save it for the next pet they get.

Is it mine? It’s not mine. I have no testicles. If there is a possibility it is yours, they’ll tell you. Probably. No one wants an interrogation in this moment.