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octo-l95

"Hellen, what does your mouth look like?"

tarn-ati0n

@darklight-owl

#this is real and canon btw trust

strayknight

i just cant see sex with tenna being an enjoyable experience.

lubbee

at sundown i leave for nowhere

tarn-ati0n

@darklight-owl

#at sundown you GET YOUR DAMN WIFE BACK BY FORCE IF NECESSARY DAMN IT!!!

slitherbop

VIVIAN

isabaeart

That one part of DQB2 where Hargon shows up outta no where will always get me.

tarn-ati0n

@darklight-owl

#FOUND THIS POST AGAIN LETS GO

didy414

the gals again :]

Whenever you post a bird pokemon I think bad thoughts

Next pokemon game I play will be flying types only to spite you all

#what in tarnaskion

spookberry

My personal headcanon for Ash Ketchum has always been that regardless of if his dream ever came true he'd never truly stop traveling and learning. Because despite "becoming a pokemon master" being his goal if you actually sit down and watch like Any episode of Pokemon the thing that always holds true is his curiosity and desire to learn everything he possibly can related to pokemon. And he'll try anything to! He did contests and the battle frontier. He'd do those silly little shows with Serena if they'd let him.

So I like to imagine him continuing on in life as this nomad who people don't automatically recognize as anyone important ya know? Just this goofy guy going from place to place always lending a helping hand and hes got a cute lil pikachu on him. And hes often lost somewhere with a friend just exploring the woods to see if he'll find anything cool. Ya know, as hes always been, but older now. And its only once hes drifted once more do you maybe stumble into an article on the pokeweb about him and are like... that guy??

curvedroygbiv

there’s a dedicated ashandpikachuspotter account somewhere on some social media. You tag a photo or search for a term and boom, there’s pics of this guy. this dude. this man. with his pikachu. and it’s thousands of strangers from across the globe coming on line to talk about some stranger that they met briefly and then never saw again. they’ve compiled their stories and their approximate locations and mapped his journey from continent to continent, a long snaking pathway that spans decades and thousands of miles. He’s apparently one of those Kanto kids that the government let just drop out of school. Its working out very well for him.

spookberry

Thats so funny, to imagine him as a pokeweb criptid type character a la the florida man

spookberry

the one thing about him is he's also not gonna think he's famous or ever mention it himself

opikiquu

deltarune girlhood is a beautiful spectrum

footlongdingledong

competitive pokemon is so whimsical to me . the cotton baby is tickling and complimenting the giant bird to make it stronger? and thats Meta? splendid

footlongdingledong

competitive pokemon is what people who dont know what fantasy football is would assume fantasy football is just from the name

footlongdingledong

oh i should explain this to nonpokemon people actually. ok these are the guys left is whimsicott right is mega staraptor

whimsicott has access to an ability called prankster (which makes status moves go first like quick attack) as well as a bunch of pretty good status moves that lower stats like charm (-2 attack) fake tears (-2 special def) and tickle (-1 atk and -1 def) (also has tailwind which makes you go faster for like 4 turns which is good)

and mega STARAPTOR has an ability called CONTRARY which swaps stats being lowered and stats being boosted. so if you try and lower its stats itll boost em instead and etc

so people are going into double battles with these two. and getting the little tiny whimsicott to charm and tickle this giant fuckoff bird to make its stats go UP and it is incredibly funny