me: *exhaling massive bong rip* "fuucckk im hungry lol"
my traditional liveried english butler who lives in my apartment and works for free (its a fetish for him): "does sir wish to have her baconator and nuggets now?"
I'd like to make it very clear that the butler and I are not in a sexual relationship. I know he's a freak but he works for free, so he can cream his pantaloons all he wants.

















