Hello, World!

Hii! Welcome to my selfshipping blog! Please stay, and make yourself as cozy as you'd like! And remember that the ask box is always open to anything you'd like to say :) ~Please check my pinned~

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-MOVED TO @microwavetoaster-selfships

Hiya there! I am mildly embarrassed to be doing this even though I've done it for years, but here we are. Selfshipping blog, everyone! *does a grand sweeping gesture with my hands*

My main is @microwavedfishsticks !! I will like/follow from there!

Here is my carrd! It is more in depth and better explains things, and most of the stuff in my pinned post(you are here) is just relatively verbatim of it.

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A little about me:

You can call me Microwave! Or Kane. I am 18! I won't be posting/reblogging anything nsfw or suggestive on this blog, and I am okay with minors or anyone interacting. My pronouns are he/him or it/its! I am a trans man who does not plan on medically transitioning! My favorite color is purple(as you perhaps may can tell), and I lovee 3DS/DS games of alllll sorts. I even modded my 3DS! I also love to journal! Lots of journals.. I use tone indicators, but I don't have a preference if you use them or not when directly talking with me :) I also have a bad case of running my mouth as you will quickly realize looking through this blog heheahah.. I also got a touch of the 'tism as kids these days are calling it

Also, I would love to make friends! So absolutely feel free to come and shoot me a DM or ask in my inbox.

F/O info: **Please check my carrd for more in depth info, and it also states my other F/Os. I have other F/Os as well but I will talk about them on separate blogs, as mentioned and clarified in my carrd.

I will have just two F/Os that I will be talking about on here, though!! And that is... *drumroll and heavy sigh* The Narrator from The S.tanley P.arable. And euhm. Stanley himself. I have like a silly little human/humanoid design for Narrator that is a bit of a WIP at the moment, I'm sure I will inevitably post my own art of him here soon.

My 'main' selfship blog is @microwavetoaster-selfships and I say that just because there I am the most active and post the most since it's my "im stuck with this for life" stuff, whereas on these other blogs here I get a little extra embarassed as it's typically a fandom I don't talk about much and a new thing that I am messing around with.

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Please DNI if you are a double or heavily engage with doubles of my F/O.. I know it may sound silly, but at the end of the day it will just upset me and probably make us upset at each other, so there's no point in trying to dance around it.

I'd love to have some friends along my journey! Or just stop by, enjoy a nice cuppa, scroll a little. Thank you for reading, and I hope you have a nice day.

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Okay sorry but I infinitely love that for some reason(not that I am complaining at all) in the apartment store, there is no difference between the outfit that the girls or boys wear. I can maybe pass up the top shirt as not being feminine but Stanley in skirt Stanley in skirt Stanley in skirt Stanley in skirt

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Okay, someone give me art prompt ideas to do of Stanley and Narrator before I lose my mind. Can be of anything like just an emotion or something like them holding a flower.

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Art dump? Mild art dump. It's really just like two pictures but I wanna run my mouth a little.

I think I mentioned here a little about my thoughts about the Narrator being able to go into a human form, but also about him being able to go into different forms as well. And as I'm still tinkering with things I drew him as one of those mystery vague sorts of forms! And some silly stuff.

Picture on the right for how I feel he'd appear in person, where there's just this black sort of aura radiating off of him. He's just a void sort of thingy. Vaguely human but not quite there yet. I feel like he'd be able to choose between how he interacts with the world/how the world interacts with him, and when he's really fuzzy/static-y stuff just phases through him or his hands just go right through stuff, sort of like a hologram or a ghost. But he can also choose to make himself less fuzzy and he will become more of a physical thing that can actually be felt and grab things and what not, which he typically does with just his hands. His glasses could not possibly be more than just for looks here.

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Also other doodle thingy, I had to go to a restaurant yesterday and I was moderately losing it a little bit before hand but I started giggling a little because I had the mental image of me like desperately clinging at Stanley and squeezing at him and he's just kinda of "..😶" like a stuffed animal holding a straight face when it gets squeezed.

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Something very entertaining to me about like. Me being very physically affectionate once I feel close enough to someone(there's a little more to it but that's for another time), because the Narrator going into a physical form that I can interact with must be a whole experience for him cause he's essentially getting an entirely new sense(touch), because regaurdless of if him being touch-starved or completely captivated over the feeling of contact, or if he would be completely indifferent to it and would just engage in it to entertain me, it probably would get so overwhelming for him so fast. Like the equivalent of deaf/HoH taking out their hearing aid when noise gets too much for them.

And something is very endearing to me about the thought of getting to explore potential love languages or displays of that stuff and being like "This works for me, does this also work for you? Yes? No? Hm. That's okay there's like hundreds of other things we can do I'm sure."

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ALMOST JUSTAXFSCREAMED MY LUNGS OUT WATCHUNG LIKE MY 10000TH JERMA COMPILATION AND HES PLAYING STALEY PARABLE IM GOINBG TO. IM NOT GOING TO BE OKAY. IT WAS A CLI0 DURING THE SKIP BUTTON ENDING IMGOING TO CRY.

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I got an idea of writing a fic between me and the Narrator and I've done like a small paragraph as of now and I just had the thought of like. What if the Narrator was the. The. The Narrator. Of the story. And it'd be so funny if it was from the perspective of him narrating my feelings and I just have to be like

"Sh.shut. ShUT UP!!!!"

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The word narrator just got autocorrected to being capitalized and it keeps happening it's over for me yall

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I didn't want to spam post like three different times so I just wrote down different things that I wanted to ramble over so I can just do one big post of it all. I'll put this under a read more just in case.

It is so silly to me that his voice fading when he 'gets up and leaves'. Yes this raises several questions but however it is also one of the funniest things to me of hearing his voice fade out as he leaves Stanley or it coming in quickly when he's rushing as if there's some sort of microphone that he is getting closer and further away from that he is speaking through. I mean. It's confirmed in the game through one of the endings that it's not all in Stanley's head but he does seem to function as some sort of inner-telepathic sort of thing. So like whoever he is speaking with can hear him but outside people can't. I THINK. Part of the whole plot point is that Stanley is like the only one there, this is just moderately based off of one ending where he momentarily goes to Narrate over another person.

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In one of my favorite endings when the Narrator is doing a bit, he asks Stanley/the player if they are tired of the joke yet, and you can answer yes or no, and if you answer no then he will be like "hm. Okay. I'll continue on with it then" and he goes on some tangent and carries on the bit and that makes me giggle so much. Like he could've just been so sarcastic over it if he wanted to but no that was a genuine question for you to answer.

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There is one moment in the Ultra Deluxe version where he is going on about all the different ideas for the second game(which is the Ultra Deluxe version) and he like.. made a whole seperate office building area that he kinda drags you through as he goes on about all his thoughts and I made the UNFORTUNATE discovery that he is an apple(or mock-apple, whatever this universe's apple product is) user and that is SO sad because I am a very strong believer in Android. This is tragic and I will never recover and I like him a little less now/joking.

I saw the first monitor and I was like..haha that looks like an apple desktop......... I better go check the backs of the laptops in the room over.

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"Get well someday" balloons humor me far too much. It's not "Get well soon", just some eventual day you should probably get well.

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Sorry I am being amused by how during the confusion ending the Narrator just asks you to walk around in circles and puts up arrows pointing in a circle on the ground for you to follow while he thinks. It's like pacing for him. Hamster on a wheel.

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Heheh...

🍓, 📺

I know that's fewer than usual but you've already gotten a chance to answer so many... Already enjoying your endeavors here too

-@markbeakskisser

Ahh thank you so much as always!!! I did not expect to get that many asks at all, I was pleasently surprised! So glad to hear that you are also enjoying my endeavors here because I am.... I've been losing it a bit. So many feelings I've been tumbling through, so much sanity and marbles everywhere. I've lost it.

🍓 - After your drinks, would you order desserts? What would you order?

I think I would be too busy trembling in my boots to buy any food. If I did it would probably just sit there and go untouched. In some ideal universe I get like a small cake or cake slice or something. I really strawberry shortcake..

Because he's not entirely human, I feel like he would have a bit of a Gem from S.teven Universe sort of thing, where he doesn't really HAVE to eat, but it is something that he can do if he feels like it for whatever reason. I feel like he'd get something just if it really piqued his curiosity or if he wanted to try and abide by typical date 'rules' and behaviors. I feel like he would just eat the little pack of biscuits that come with the tea or he'd get something like a tiramasu. And he'd have to listen to me talk about all the different salads on the menu. Because I really like salads for some reason.

📺 - What's your favorite way to relax after a long day?

I definitely think I'd drag him into my typical way of relaxing with just... not really doing anything and just watching some TV or YouTube(specifically also from the TV) while in bed. I've recently picked Animal Crossing New Horizons back up again so I could get to hear him complain over that game while playing it in front of him. Now that I think about it, I definitely want to do some mulling over this one more because even with all the dialog in the game(as far as I'm aware) it's never really mentioned at or hinted what he really does in his freetime at all. Which I suppose makes sense because we are playing his game, he probably wants to focus on that, but there is a lot of wacky and irrelevant dialog in the game! But then again there is a lot of stuff about him not wanting to be alone, which is partly why he made the game, I wouldn't be surprised if he purposely tries to stuff or drown out any of that alone time with busywork.

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📱 and ☕ for the ask game? :]

Hello!! Thank you so much for the ask!!!😊

📱 - What would you and your F/O have your contact names saved as?

I had answered this one here!

☕ - If you and your F/O went to a cafe, what would your drink orders be?

Ooooooo.... I suppose it depends what kind of cafe we are talking about here! I would probably just get something like water or a nice sounding juice, if they offered it then a smoothie would be good...

I could see N.arrator alternating between tea and coffee, I feel like he would lean more towards tea though and enjoy it more, while coffee would be more for his "I feel nothing" days..

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🌹🩷🍿🐾 for the ask game !!

Yoooo!!! Thank you so much for the ask!!!😊

🌹 - If you could say anything to your F/O, what would it be?

Ohhh would it just have to be only one thing?? I can't just pick only one!! I'd probably tell him that I love to hear him ramble, and that I love his game, I think it's amazing, and that it's really nice getting to hear him talk. It's a long story, but there's a whole arc where he finds some negative reviews complaining about his voice to where he creates a skip button so he can be skipped over and... it gets really grim. I can't replay that part.

🩷 - Do you and your F/O use any nicknames? What are they?

No nicknames yet. Yet being the big keyword. I didn't start getting feelings for him and considering F/Oing him until I got the game, which was on the 20th of this month I believe! So things are still very new and fresh. Which is partly why I am still a bit shy to talk about him so much unprompted😅 among some other reasons. I have slipped calling him "Narry" a couple times though, and joked that maybe I'll start calling him "Barry"(I wont). I don't think he's a super nicknamey person, I think he'd mostly stick to calling me by my name, maybe give or take a few petnames like "Dear" and whatnot.

🍿 - What movie/show would you enjoy together?

Oooooo... hmmmn... that is definitely something to be explored... I don't really get into too many new things, I typically like to keep to my little bubble of media unless I feel like checking out something new and I can be quite particular about that, but this is certainly something to be determined!! I watch Jerma a lot and I feel like he would not be able to stand it one bit. I can see him watching gameshows though, and I really enjoy watching those so that's something we could do together!!

🐾 - Do you and your F/O have pets? If you don't, would you want pets?

No actual pets!! But the office having a little fish tank is something I so super wish was a thing now.... I don't know how good we would be able to be with pets, and I can't see him getting too invested into pets either. I think he'd be able to appreciate a cat and that's about it.

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hello!!!! 📱 and 🫂 for the ask game ^w^

Ohmigosh hellooo!!! Thank you so much the ask, I appriciate it tons!! 😊 Appologies this took so long to answer!

📱 - What would you and your F/O have your contact names saved as?

It is so funny to me because I love this question yet I don't quite yet have a definitive responce for it yet... my phone contact names are normally just names or it'll be where I know the person from or what reminds me of them from conversations we've had(ex. "Person from entrepreneurship class"/"Legos coworker"(if we talked about Legos together while working)) so it's not just a random name and I can't remember who! I don't really ever change the contact names even after learning the person's name more properly, so my phone contact name for him would probably either just be "The Narrator" or something silly like my first impression of him like "Ominous voice entity" or such! I may at some eventual point add like a heart emoji or something to it. cough.

I feel like how he saves my contact name would constantly fluctuate depending on how he was feeling about me at the moment. It would probably start out as my name or as "New Person" and then depending on his emotions on me it would change between things like "Concerning/Weirdo/Bubbly/Curious/Prick" etc. All affectionately, of course! I feel like he'd break a little having to handle intense/bigger feelings than the usual happy/sad/irritated/frustrated and loneliness.

🫂 - How does your F/O comfort you when you're upset? How would you comfort them?

I feel like he would comfort me very simply just by talking to me! I actually almost made a post yesterday talking about how I wasn't feeling too well in the feelings department, and I went and played the game and immediately cheered up a ton. Partly because I found a new ending that is the funniest and most silliest thing ever, but some things in the game from him just straight up make me smile and feel better... so he'd probably just do that, talk, and maybe make up some more absurd stories just to get me to giggle a bit. If it's a more serious thing, he can get really profound at times, he's probably have some profound things to say(sometimes perhaps not making any sense). And I'd squeeze him if he let's me.

A lot of my comforting is just listening and responding. Letting him know that he can always talk with me and just letting him air everything out and vent or rant as he needs. I'm normally pretty good at being able to respond as well, commenting on the things that he might say or reassuring him about something if that is what's bothering him. In the game there's quite a few different encounters of him being upset or angry or just really heartbroken and I was making the biggest saddest eyes that I couldn't say anything to him!!

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Selfship ask game!

📱 - What would you and your F/O have your contact names saved as?

🌹 - If you could say anything to your F/O, what would it be?

🎶 - What song reminds you of your F/O or your relationship?

💍 - If you and your f/o aren't married, do you have any thoughts of marriage in the future?

☕ - If you and your F/O went to a cafe, what would your drink orders be?

🍓 - After your drinks, would you order desserts? What would you order?

📺 - What's your favorite way to relax after a long day?

🐾 - Do you and your F/O have pets? If you don't, would you want pets?

🩷 - Do you and your F/O use any nicknames? What are they?

🫂 - How does your F/O comfort you when you're upset? How would you comfort them?

🍿 - What movie/show would you enjoy together?

Reblogs are okay! I would love to see people do this with their f/os ♡ have fun!

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Mkay, here's my carrd for this blog!! I'll add it to my pinned post afterwards, and perhaps rearrange and edit some stuff on my pinned post since a fair amount of it might be a bit verbatim now, since I restated a fair amount in my carrd.

My carrd includes some fun stuff about me, a little blurb about the F/O for this blog, and a thing to my other blogs and what they are about!

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