Mÿštįčął Mānągêmênt øf Šhįtpøštš @middlemost-average-animagus - Tumblr Blog

*arms open for hugs* i wanna squish u like a bug

Squish me

I’m just _________ in a trench coat

Ī'm jüšt ÿøū īn ą třęnçh çøąt :)

sherlockedandpanicked

For anon: hope this one comes out in a bigger format :)

*strolls into scp headquarters* it’s nice to visit old friends

*pulls out visitors badge* I’m here for the reunion

*hiding in bag* Šąmê hêřê

have any of yall had a weird last few weeks or is that just me & everyone i know irl? bc theres something in the air i Swear

like ok:

-one of my neighbors was straight up murdered, the cops showed up, the people who manage my building sent out an email about it, and then we just. never heard anything about it again. i tried to check for news online but there’s nothing

-five separate people i know have had real bad mental breaks

-e v e r y o n e i’ve talked to abt it has been having vivid nightmares and/or trouble sleeping

-three separate people i know have been in unrelated car crashes

-one of my friends sisters just. disappeared into the woods for a few days

-a guy came up to me n my friend while we were waiting for someone else outside my building on the street yesterday and very seriously asked me where the haunted mannequin that looks out onto the street from one of our building windows is & wouldn’t accept me telling him I hadn’t seen one. he insisted it had been there since the building was built in the 90s even when i told him our building was only built two years ago

ok apparently there. is a mannequin. also it was apparently put there to replace a watchman that was murdered and listen. im not gonna say this possibly haunted mannequin has been wrecking havoc in my life and also may have murdered my neighbor but im also not NOT saying that

this bitch moved

i couldn’t get a good pic but it moved again also here r some closer pictures i found online so yall know what im dealing with!!

Leave George alone, he's doing a good job

thecollectibles

Art by Kyra P.

antique-scarecrow

this is both empowering and utterly terrifying, thank you