Random sentence starters.
“Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you”
“I’m not stalking you, I’m following you without your knowledge. It’s completely different”
“I guess I’ll go alone then, without you. Alone. By myself. Like a friendless loser.”
“Let me see that pretty smile”
“It’s you and me against the world”
“Don’t worry, everyone makes mistakes. Like me I was my parents greatest mistake”
“When I look at you all I feel is rage”
“Are you always this happy go lucky? Don’t you ever feel UNHAPPY?”
“I will dance anywhere I please”
“What’s it like being brighter than the sun?”
“C’mon, we’re too cool for this”
“Would it be weird if we held hands. Not like a couple, just as a friends or maybe as a couple. I just want to hold your hand”
“I need you to do me a favor, hit me as hard as you can”
“It’s okay, I know it’s difficult being short so I’ll just lift you whenever you’re trying to reach something up high”
“I’m sorry if I hugged you for an unreasonable amount of time”
“Hurry, HOP on my back. There’s no time for explanation”
“You know me better than I know me. What should I do?”
“I wouldn’t be staring at you if you weren’t so pretty. I’m not to blame for this”
“We’re friends even if you disagree”
“Now listen here, I love you but you suck”
“I couldn’t think of a way to end my story so I just made annoying noises”
“Look into my eyes. Do they look infected to you?”
“That’s it. I give up on life”
“I’m friendship breaking up with you. Don’t worry, I’ll find someone better”
“No, I wasn’t thinking of kissing you. How awkward would that be. I mean unless you wanted to?”
“Believe in the me that believes in you”
“You’re too tall. It frightens me”
“Wanna spin in circles until we’re too dizzy to stand?”
“We make the perfect duo. Me, the smart one and you the dumb one.”
“Your destiny is to hangout with me. No one else, ever. I get jealous”
“Well if you think I can do it then obviously I cannot”
“I’d say listen to your heart but I highly doubt you have one”
“I’m crying because your face is cute”
“Why are you so hideous?”
“Oh look it’s you, the embodiment of an actual angel here to bless me”
“You kissed my face, I can die happy now”
“You look huggable, may I confirm?”
“I think I’m having a fake heart attack”
“Don’t touch me with your weird fingers”
“I had a dream about you, you died”
“I’m gonna snowplow your whole family”
“You were the one that got away but I’ll get you next time. Oh yes I will”
“I’m gonna keep you forever”
“Don’t look at me with those big sad eyes. I can’t take it”
“You think I’ll do it, but I’ll tell you right now there’s no way- okay I’ll do it”
“I saw a baby deer and it reminded me of you”
“I didn’t miss you, I REALLY missed you there’s a difference”
“Did you know you’re fantastic?”
“You disgust me in the best kinds of ways”
“If I had to pick a friend to marry, I’d pick you”
“And they all lived happily ever after or I hope they did. I didn’t even read the book.”
“My life would be boring without you. Very peaceful and stress free but boring”
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