macarena world cup

shaky | 30 | canadian |ESFP | she/her

[malwizard]

im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

[sharlatan-ka]

[pacificrim-archive]

[grossish]

A goth dating app called graveyard and instead of liking someone you dig them

[theblogginggoth]

Putting the romance back into necromancy

[nevver]

His name is Kevin (I think), Vanessa Stockard

[hungwy]

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

who give a shit.

[hungwy]

[lord-of-mudora-deactivated20230]

[penicillium-pusher]

me? I’m a simply guy, I see a pigeon with even the slightest difference in color or pattern than the average pigeon, and I say “wow look at that pigeon!” it’s just who I am

[ekamy]

Aesthetic

[subbyp]

experience tranqgrillity

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[normalshrimp]

i lived, bitch

[they-call-me-marlon]

i laughed, bitch

[mgs3pe]

i loved, bïtch

[shitispuffinup-deactivated20190]

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!

[mjalti]

wanting to dismantle beauty standards but also defining yourself by them

[nekoshige]

pop&pipi | 栗子川 さんの作品 https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66723138

[memehumor]

It still counts as stealth if no one lives to tell about it

[tcup-chipped-deactivated2025010]

Lawful Evil

[steamcleanmymind-deactivated201]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[laurangeblossom]

More Halloween stuff 🎃 Daria and Jane all dressed up.