You ever dream something so fucked up that you actually feel a little concerned like excuse me brain what the fuck did you just create
I once had a dream Obama was teaching my class a sex ed lesson
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You ever dream something so fucked up that you actually feel a little concerned like excuse me brain what the fuck did you just create
I once had a dream Obama was teaching my class a sex ed lesson
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon
Me: OMG he went to my secondary school
My friend: oh really?
Me: wait - you went to my secondary school - we went to the same secondary school!
Me: #toomuchpimms
Finally started painting the avengers again as a form of revision procrastination
when you drop food down your boobs but then you can’t find it
Then you find it a couple hours later - in public
“What are your fears?”
Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central s01e02
Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive
Yes
Now that Ed Miliband, Nigel Farage and Nick Clegg have resigned, I guess you can say we’ve got politicians resigning left, right and centre.
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This is me
OMG I'm gonna cry
All these girls are of different ethnicity. Cinderella and Belle are French, Aroura is German (Due to the Brothers Grimm being German), and Rapunzel is Irish, and Tina is a Native American. So please shut the fuck up about this because you have no idea.
how you gonna say we have no idea when you just described 50 shades of miracle whip + got Tiana’s name and background wrong
The people on tumblr who take jokes too seriously
there should be a show entitled “everybody hates ross”
i like to think mulan’s war buddies thought ping was gay and just didn’t say anythign cuz they were cool with it a girl who’s got a brain and always speaks her mind? lol ping you’re so gay it’s okay everyone’s a little gay for shang we think he likes you btw
Let’s be honest, they were all a little gay for Shang.
i can hear the pots shattering
It's just another one of those moments where you fall in love with an animated character
iconic
Phoebe Buffay, forever terrorizing her friends