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[midknight-serotonin]

My husband and I snatching up a penthouse in Gotham while property values are in the garbage.

Husband: “Kite-man is outside again.”

Kite-man: *knock knock knock* “do you guys have any jewels?”

Me: “No Chuck.”

KM: “But you live in a penthouse.”

Husband: “It’s $500 a month Chuck. You wouldn’t stop robbing people so they moved”

KM: “Okay…” *leaves*

Me to my husband: “I’m buying a gun tomorrow, Will.”

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[carolsturka]

[midknight-serotonin]

Spicy books will have you thinking dumb shit

Like “for the love of god someone fuck this poor woman and put her out of her misery”

[midknight-serotonin]

The glass is not half empty or half full. It’s shattered on the ground and the water is actually syrup and now I have to clean it all up.

[midknight-serotonin]

Every time someone mentions you

I say, “I dodged a bullet.”

And sometimes that’s hard to see,

looking at the other times ammunition found its mark.

Every time someone mentions you,

my chest feels tight and my stomach turns.

Like you might come out of the shadows,

like I didn’t escape.

Every time someone mentions you,

they laugh, because to them you were just a side character.

But to me, you were an antagonist,

a horror in human skin.

But I keep going.

I put that chapter in the past,

leave it behind step by step,

day by day.

And every time someone mentions you,

I say, “I dodged a bullet.”

[midknight-serotonin]

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