i hate titles

tabby. 28 years old. journalist. golden age supernatural fan.

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

[biohammer]

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[scatter-brain-at-work]

"I've been thinking about" something I've thought of for 5 seconds

"it just occurred to me" this has been bugging me for 11 years.

[cat4755776]

I’d just like to acknowledge that South Africa wouldn’t have such a strong case without the work of the journalists, both alive and martyred, on the ground in Gaza supplying the world with firsthand information about the genocide and that they deserve thanks for it.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[riazendira]

Here’s an oldie but a goodie: (please note, for best recommended results, try at liberal arts institutions known for being fans of theater)

As seniors, my friends and I greeted freshmen students (no one asked us to). One of us held a clip board and pen. One held a tailor’s measuring tape. And one had a sharpie and a small stack of “Hello my name is _______” name tags. Here’s how the prank goes.

1) Cheerfully greet each student as if you’re an official greeting team of some sort. Clip board holder says “Friend, let’s get you a name tag”

2) Measuring tape holder proceeds forward, holding out tape-measures something random about the person (something where you don’t actually need to be up close and personal, like the length of their shin from 2 feet away, or I suppose you could try asking “please may I measure your wrist” or some such). Measuring person calls out a number. Possibly two.

3) Clip board person studiously records the number on a chart. Nods gravely/excitedly/smoothly/suspiciously/enthusiastically/whatever at Name tag person.

4) Name tag person writes down something utterly totally random in the tag blank. Like “peanut butter” or “ aerodynamic jellyfish”. With great ceremony, tag person hands tag to new student. All prankers bow, or offer waves, while saying “Pleased to meet you (name tag name), welcome to college! We hope you have a great year!” And walk away in whatever style suits you best.

Done correctly, this can happen so fast and flawlessly that parents, new students and onlookers will all be awed and confused by the time you’re out of earshot and if they see you later, will simply go “hey, it’s the welcoming committee!” and laugh. And it’s so much fun.

[sarahsupastar]

I’m obsessed with the idea of doing this but ONE person just gets named Steve.

If their actual name is literally anything other than Steve, it’ll still be funny and everyone will wonder why this one person got a regular name on their nametag while everyone else is labeled as Jubilation or Injket-1098 or whatever.

If their actual name is really Steve, they will spend the rest of their life wondering how the hell you knew that by measuring the length of their pinkie.

[riazendira]

You. You get it. Carry on.

[rosieandthemoon]

she’s a portrait of a poison

[berrytart]

one time i went to a cafe and i was wearing a green shirt and brown trousers and the barista looked at me and said awww i love your outfit its giving......... [long pause] tree ^_^

[void-enthusiasts]

why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses

[todayiwrotenothing]

Yeah why can't I cumin my lover

[midlayerssx]

this guy on global news talking about the fallen iguanas forecast in Florida and he goes "iguanas are very dangerous they have sharp claws and quick slashing movements" lmaoo anyone who has ever seen an iguana knows they're harmless (at least for humans) 😂

[wipormont]

Give up your eyes, we don't need them...

[bluecastlemistawis]

Love this strip

[jdragsky]

[midnight-blue-moon-princess]

Okay but like, the fact that she does this means (from my perspective) that she sees Hobbes as a member of the family as much as Calvin to the point where her logical brain did not go “oh he’s not going to be able to answer”

[eccentricecologist]

It's implied in strips like these that Calvin's mom was very similar to Calvin when she was little, and that Hobbes may have been her imaginary friend before it was Calvin's

[kibumkim]

Adobe Caught Selling AI-Generated Images of Israel-Palestine Violence

Software giant Adobe has been caught selling AI-generated images of the Israel-Hamas war, as spotted by Australian news outlet Crikey.

[hannibal-sam]

NOBODY CAME TO YOUR PARTY BECAUSE YOU ARE TERRIBLE

[archbudzar]

turn ur do i deserves ~into~ do i wants

[spitblossoms]

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

😏😏

[tastefullyoffensive]

For those of you who have bravely chosen sobriety AND being anti-social.