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@void-enthusiasts
The 2006 Dracula movie on BBC is one of the couple of adaptations in which Mina doesn't cheat/get seduced/hate her husband to be interested in someone else, but because Jonathan dies (early) by Dracula drinking him to death at the castle. She clicks with Jack, though not because of shared traits, common interests, or how they complement each other like in the book, it's more "well they're both single, guy saves girl..." The movie ends after Dracula gets killed by Van Helsing and Jack, with Mina and Jack being together after Mina gives Jonathan a (rather touching) eulogy about how he'll remain forever young. Then we see Dracula, Actually Alive, stalking them.
Like, come on, him again? Dracula drank Jonathan, since he died from it he should be undead now! Forever young, as she said. And back from the castle to find Mina. And the meeting between the three could have been interesting or very, very funny.
Vampire Jonathan, appearing to them: Ah, you two are together... Yes, you deserve someone who is not you know. Undead.
Mina, seeing before her her Goth dreams come true: No actually this is not a dealbreaker at all let's get married at the cemetery right away
Vampire Jonathan: But how could you love me when I am a monster and he is a human
Mina: Oh he is cute but
Jack, so turned on he almost blacks out: If it helps I. Would be open to a. Compromise.
#Vampire Jonathan looking all sad: Oh my sweet Wilhelmina how shall you love such a monster as myself? Who now has to walk in the dark
#Both Mina and Jack: I think I hauve tuberculosis
@immediatebreakfast
Somehow, this post series and the canonical impersonation and vampiric shapeshifting and the tradition of actors in dual roles has caused me to land on "It's really too bad they didn't do a solidly novel-based Dracula movie in which a young Christopher Lee in varying makeup played both Jonathan and Dracula."
"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.
‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this
just watched The Wiz and im convinced that it's impossible to knock down Diana Ross in heels. that woman was skipping down steep slopes and escaping pursuers of all sorts wearing 5 inch stilettos with the grace of a ballerina.
reblogging this with the fabulous news that you can watch the entire movie right here on the Internet Archive!
and you SHOULD!
what if instead of writing a name in the death note you had to draw that person or creature as a drawing before it died but the more sentient and smart something is the more realistic the drawing had to be so you can doodle a fly and it would die but a person would have to be pretty realistic to work but one day you’re messing around and killing seagulls at the beach because you’re a freak i guess but you go to draw one of the seagulls and it doesn’t die so you shrug because maybe its smarter than the other ones so you do it more realistically but it still doesn’t die which is weird because it should have definitely bit the dust by now so you go home and study how to draw seagulls for days and you take pictures of that specific seagull for reference until you finally go back to the beach and you sit there and you draw the most realistic depiction of a seagull anyone’s ever done and its more realistic than your other drawings even of people and as the seagull falls out of the sky, ill gotten fry in its mouth you realize you’ve just killed the smartest and and most sentient creature on the planet. would that be fucked up or what
"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic
"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident
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As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement
My condolences
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HEDGEHOG STEWSDAY
The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924
whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible
happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate
A CENTURY AGO
@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably
I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged
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In britain, you can't just call someone a "guy" or "dude" anymore. Because of bloke.