what is happening

I am who I am.

[midnight--baker]

The first picture is the rules posted on every dating profile I have (there are four of them). Pretty straight forward. But I'm finding that guys, like these two, just aren't reading them. The first one, I just dismissed because that self-summary is AGGRESSIVE but the second one, I took the approach of asking them if they read it. Are they just swiping/liking as many girls as possible hoping to get a hit? Do they see the blonde hair and go "oooh shiny!" and swipe/like without looking any further?

[midnight--baker]

He was nearby. He had a good job. The conversation started out so well...

[browsethestacks]

The X-Men by Colin Heck

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[catsthefun]

Every morning a cat wakes me up. I woke her up today

[anthracoceros]

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

[daglout]

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

[ardate]

some of yall never had to deal with seeing bullies come up to you to say “(Name) wanna ask you out” as a joke to humiliate their friend because nothing was as embarrassing and disgusting than imagining going out with you and it really shows

[nicolas-chocolat-deactivated201]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

steve rogers is rude to his fellow dinosaurs wow 

[hxasinthus]

i wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle words howe everr my harte desyred

[holisticfansstuff]

Tags via @aziraphalesbian

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

Please no this is how French happened

[midnight--baker]

My brother is so pissed about the French word for spider

[lucyhide]

date someone who saves bees ❤️🐝

[thekuthicollective]

something that's been on my mind for a while is how a lot of people, mainly white women, think billie eilish's decision to wear baggy clothing n not sexualise herself is revolutionary but when it comes to brown / Muslim women using the same logic in which to cover themselves it's not considered so (and that's no shade, like I love billie but like)

[bakwaaas]

white women who choose to dress modestly are empowered, brown women who choose to dress modestly are oppressed. it’s actually very belittling bc it’s implied white women are smart enough to make their own choices about how they dress, but the muslim woman must be indoctrinated and can’t think for herself

[whitepeopletwitter]

That sounded expensive

[sunder-the-gold]

What are your elected officials doing with all of your tax money?

[asswatthama]

Embezzling

[midnight--baker]

Me: I feel like such an adult!

Sister: Cause you bought furniture?

Me: YES!

Sister: Didn't you buy a new mattress...and a car?!

Mother: Adulting is still new to her

[suuasooadjkjjfkfbhjbsj-blog]

be there or 

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

women be downloading pdfs

[just-another-keysmash]

And men….don’t….?…?

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

no men can’t read

[supreme-leader-stoat]

It’s true we really can’t.

[you-do-not-know]

did you just fucking read

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

LOOK HE DID IT AGAIN!!!!

[ladysansa]

remy lebeau is the hottest marvel character I said what I said

[tinuhhy]

[cowboyhudsons]