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intro post!!!
- kris gets the chapter 5 egg
- FRIEND leaves behind bite mark on kris's hand after interacting with them
- pink's body gravely warns them that cats will relentlessly hunt down "proteins" (eggs)
- ralsei begins to explore their gender in chapter 5
FRIEND is going to fucking eat ralsei
ALPHYS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE…..
it’s my jaronouns!
i made this i guess
Awesome cartoon otaku tweet
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if you like mema youre gonna love a specific show i cannot name because i have a gun pointed to my head held by my third arm but if you look enough you will find it. goodnight everyone
my favorite chapter 5 ralsei line
Let’s find out, together!
trying to make a button pin of green and accidentally converted image to vector layer, oh god i've gonered them what have i done
rating based on what is letters.
if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite
Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed
this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.
try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.
there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.
also note this is a PARASITIC infection. most diarrhea-causing pathogens you expect to contaminate your greens are bacteria (e.g. e. coli and salmonella), which are a different domain of organism altogether. cyclospora is a protozoan, which is bigger and more complicated than a bacteria (for reference, malaria is also caused by a protozoan). bacterial diarrhea can be dangerous, but you might also expect to weather it and survive unscathed. do NOT fuck with PARASITIC contamination. you should be scared of this one!
Cat break
sometimes…….things that are fanon………are worse
More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids
that one scene from deltarune
thank you for lending the exact sense of dramedy i felt this scene with