Just Your Average Dork

[victorious]

[realdoobz]

vines are literally better than 77% of hollywood movies

[zohbugg]

Cinematic magic

[lubricate-me-lucifer]

you have no idea how fast i pressed that reblog button

[munchinyc]

dreamyhearted la chancla

[aaronginsburg]

IS IT 2016 YET?!

Our fearless leader, Jason Rothenberg, decided to leak this incredible SNEAK PEEK of Clarke from Season 3.

DEVOUR IT.

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Picture This

So the whole point of the Pirates movies is Captain Jack Sparrow is trying to find a way to become immortal. What if the last movie in the franchise ends with him achieving that somehow. Then the movie goes to a montage of Captain Jack dancing through history doing all sorts of shenanigans. He keeps creating new identities and showing up in different settings. We see Jack with bootleggers, with Elvis, pitching the Pirates ride to Walt Disney, maybe he has a beer with Wil Turner and the Beatles, anti war protests, all over the place and then the movie ends. Then the end credit scene opens at a film studio. Young hopefuls are standing in line for some sort of audition. We see captain Jack in the line. When it’s his turn he walks in and sits in front of the casting people and introduces himself as Johnny Depp. The casting director tells him he’ll be reading for the part of Jack Sparrow when he interrupts her with a, “I think there’s supposed to be a ‘captain’ in there love” and then the movie cuts to black.

[the-unnatural-disaster]

Disney will not credit or pay you when they steal this idea. But it’s so good that Disney is gonna steal this idea.

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Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

[bohemian-fairies-blog]

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

[weloveshortvideos]

[ctnctnctnctnctn]

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

[bbanditt]

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

[sanjista]

it is the chosen one

[greywardenlisa]

it must be the main character in the anime

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

[guardgenie]

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

[slightly-fanatic]

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

You know what should happen in Incredibles 2?

[midnightsun17]

falloutboywonder:

twilimidnaz:

A familiar scene opens up before us with Frozone in his living room, clicking the button on the remote to bring out his super suit. As expected, it’s not there, and just as expected, he begins his legendary spiel.

“HoneEEEEY, WHERE’S M-” he’s cut off as his super suit is flung at his face from off screen.

There’s a cut and now you’re viewing a colorful feminine figure appearing in the hallway.

“I ain’t gonna let you go out without me this time.” Frozone’s wife says, in full superheroine garb, snapping her fingers to produce a few small electric sparks around her hands.

Share the frick outta dis so the disnay company can see this.

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[savleye]

and dont forget the timeless classic 515-808-2362 that only plays the John Cena theme

[galahadiant]

perfect

[the-average-gatsby]

[misscherrylikesthediscourse]

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

[cryptidbitch-deactivated2017080]

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

[wowvalwow-deactivated20170703]

north carolina has some shit going on

[equalistmako]

I thought the question and the poll were connected and just sat here for a good solid 5 minutes trying to figure out why such a large portion of North Carolina thinks Hilary Clinton is walking around looking like Voldemort’s weird cousin

[ciclo-lunar]

[did-you-know]

Here’s how:

Source

[did-you-know]

He had schizophrenia. He didn’t recognize her. She did everything she could to connect with him, but he refused treatment, medication, food, or new clothing.

Eventually, he said to her: “Diana, I am so sorry for not being in your life. I am so happy that you have a family of your own now. Do better for them…

… Don’t worry about me or what everyone says about me. If you want to make me proud and happy, be there for your family the way your mom and I never were. Stop trying to save everyone…just worry about yourself and your family. And don’t forget why I named you Diana, you are the light within the darkness.” So she refused to give up.

After suffering a heart attack, he agreed to get help and slowly took control of his own life.

One day he suddenly called her to invite her out for coffee. Later that afternoon, she wrote on her blog: “I feel like I just met my father for the first time today.”

“I struggled to reconcile my feelings toward my father’s absence in my life, while continuing to care deeply for him and other homeless individuals.”

“Over time, I learned to navigate through my feelings of desperation and became more vocal in my community about my father’s condition and what it’s like to watch a loved one battle mental illness.”

He is now doing very well, and they are rebuilding their relationship from the ground up. “So long as we are alive in this world, every day is an opportunity to take hold of that ‘second chance.’ There is no failure unless you give up, and he never gave up. And I haven’t given up on him.”

Source

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[lilisevs333]

I reblogged this a few days ago and over the weekend the people i was babysitting for gave me a hige tip, my dad gave me a random $40, and i got to keep the change from my haircut appointment

[tank-grrl-deactivated20150725]

I hate these things so much but look how cute Jackie Chan is <3

[seawolph]

[superwhohannilockpotterpasta]

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

[sramister]

Our band director wasn’t at school again.

[sramister]

I’ve been told that the boy on top (Kyle Mathers) always wanted to become Tumblr famous for posting pictures of him and his friends after hanging up 40 pink flamingos in the band room.

However, recently on his way to RTX with friends, (Holly Novak, bottom left, and Dale Neibaur, bottom left) he was in a car accident, that resulted in Kyle, Dale, and Holly’s deaths and injuries of friends Kevin DiCicco and Hannah Galbaith.

Holly, Kyle, and Dale were all graduates of Herndon High School with the Class of 2014. They were all also active leadership members in The Pride of Herndon Marching Band. Holly was a drum major, Kyle was the pep band organizer, and Dale was the trombone section leader. Dale, Kyle, and Holly, you are The Pride, and you will never be forgotten.

As for Hannah and Kevin, we all wish you a fast recovery and hope to see you back home soon.

[ask-italia-from-hetalia]

Please spread this. Please, spread this for Kyle, for all of them.

[midnightsun17]

Hey hey hey it's my birthday!