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justzukothings

AU where...

Aang died with the air nomads.

The next two Avatars, from water and earth, live without ever knowing who they are.

Zuko still spoke out at the meeting, he still refused to fight his father in the Agni Kai.

Zuko was banished, and in his search to find the Avatar, earth bends.

He is the Avatar and doesn’t know what to do about it.

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Okay but consider:

Zuko, punching the air: “I MUST FIND THE AVATAR!”

*rock goes flying*

Zuko, waving his arms for emphasis: “IT IS THE ONLY WAY”

*strong wind knocks over grunt in the background*

Zuko, stomping dramatically: “TO RESTORE MY HONOR!”

*deck behind zuko becomes covered in ice*

Iroh, stroking his beard: “…. hmmmmmm…”

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And Iroh just decides to mess with him and just goes “Well, I suppose we should start searching” and Zuko doesn’t find out until later in the episode

phantoms-lair

THIS is the version of the story I want to read!

andhumanslovedstories

Infinity War is going to be interesting because this movie is a solid decade in the making with a cast of every single person in the world. I’ve never seen a film with this many moving parts going into it. I’m genuinely not sure what the good version of this movie looks like. I have several guesses for what a bad version looks like but I literally cannot conceive what I ideally want to happen in a successful Infinity War Part One and Two. Besides absolutely fucking wild character combos, I do know that, I do need Pepper Potts, Gamora, and Heimdall to have a conversation about Asgardian refugees, I do need Loki to spend the entire time dodging literally every single person who was in the original Avengers, I do need Valkyrie trying very hard to seduce the entirity of the Dora Milaje one by one and with a pretty good success rate, I do do do very much need Sam Wilson taking selfies with every fucking alien he can get his hands on

andhumanslovedstories

I hope to god the TV shows can get at least a little of the action because handsdown the person I want most to meet Groot is Jessica Jones, who is not paid enough for this shit or paid in general at all Also she and Rocket would probably be highly destructive friends, hey guys the MCU is pretty fucking weird

andhumanslovedstories

yall we could plausibly get Bucky, Rocket, and Luke Cage talking about bodily autonomy re: science experiments done on their bodies, while Nebula and Loki shit talk their siblings in the background, while Jeff Goldblum wanders through the postcredits scene with Howard the Duck. It’s possible. It’s within the realm of possibility. @ Marvel what’s this film gonna look like?? what manner of clusterfuck will it be??????

racingbarakarts

I have a friend who is fluent in French, Spanish, and English, but she didn’t want to learn a new language during high school so she took French and pretended she didn’t know it. Long story short, her first year didn’t count because the principal found out so he made her take Spanish and when I walked her to Spanish on the first day, she walked in and said, “Hoe-La uh-me-goats!” And personally I believe she might pull this off

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Update: after two weeks of pulling it off, the teacher asked her to read something in Spanish and she forgot that she was supposed to sound inexperienced, so she read the whole thing in perfect Spanish. Her counselor is now considering transferring her to German

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Legend

marinaqua

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

osmanthusoolong

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

bradkey

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

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My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

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whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

onceiwashere

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

waspabi

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

sixpenceee

“Human, I see you are trapped in my butt warming machine.”

mygermanshepherd

Slo mo run

jodiefoster

a concept: i’m in a warm bed with lots of blankets and i have no obligations to be anywhere. i’m calm and safe and happy and you are here with me

Got my first @urthbox today! Excited to dig in and try everything! Worth it for everything I got in this months box! @fibergourmet #thinables #ipschips @vitamincandy #jakevitamincandy @simplyprotein #simplyproteinwheybar #simplydelish #simplydelishjeldessert @buzzbloom #buzzbloomorganichoney @fruigees #kaleforniagrape @surfsweets #surfsweetsorganicfruitybears @zenifydrinks #zenifystressrelief #sogosnacks #sogosnacksbeefstick @hippeas_snacks #hippeaschickpeapuffs @popcorners #popcornerskettle

#simplyproteinwheybar #zenifystressrelief #buzzbloomorganichoney #popcornerskettle #simplydelish #ipschips #simplydelishjeldessert #sogosnacks #sogosnacksbeefstick #jakevitamincandy #kaleforniagrape #thinables #surfsweetsorganicfruitybears #hippeaschickpeapuffs

suicidallyreckless

Do you think like

when Hogwarts kept sending more and more letters to Harry in more and more ridiculous ways and Mr. Dursley was losing his mind

that Dumbledore was just sitting in the Headmaster’s office

giggling

fabulousanima

But!

All of the letters are actually addressed from Minerva McGonagall.

And now all I can think of McGonagall sitting in her office popping biscuit after biscuit just smirking and folding her hands neatly on her desk.

backedlikeaweasel

never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’

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I CANT HANDLE THIS

schwinghisoka

are we just ignoring that wand is called a baguette in french?

the baguette chooses the wizard mr. potter

apohllo

FRENCH

macleod

ight so you know how the weasleys car is in the forbidden forest, right? and also how harry went in to the forest to face voldemort. just picture harry walkin up an being ready to die and everything and then the car just comes out of nowhere and absolutely creams voldemort. like 60 mph dukes of hazard type shit

oh my god

kat2kool

Ford Anglia Potter, you were named after the bravest car I ever knew

destinyofself

do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again

coffee-and-rainsticks

Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.”

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aceinnatailsuit

*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*

Got Tramp #bluebuffalo today... we mixed it in with his old food and he is literally sorting his food because he wants the blue buffalo pieces so bad! #bluebuffalolifeprotection @bluebuffalo #puppers #tramp

#tramp #bluebuffalo #puppers #bluebuffalolifeprotection